Wow!
When Lani Davis takes it, he gets taller.
Viagra ads?
It is also approved for use in pulmonary hypertension.
10 long, hard years.
Viagra still on the rise 10 years on
I think we should use this for America’s serious problem of electile dysfunction.
Those 4-hour long erections keep the ER nurses laughing!
I find a competitor's (Cialis) TV commercials to be a bit entertaining: If our product works in a BIG way for more than four hours, consult your physician.
I keep wondering the gender of their target market. Do they want the lads to get in line...or the lasses?
You can add that chasing it with beer can cause your skin to turn a light shade of blue. I heard that from someone, not through personal experience.
That’s 28 pills per patient. Horndogs!
You've got to go and ruin everything.
apologies to David Lee Roth
Many men have hearing loss with Viagra.
A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - “Oh, $40 a year ain’t too bad”.
Somebody stole a whole truckload of Viagra. Cops looking for hardened criminals.
Also, used to treat certain types of heart disease.
Might be an anti-cancer drug. http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20061107220454data_trunc_sys.shtml
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Viagra.
Norris takes flaccidity pills.
From an old email:
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis...
This is your penis on drugs