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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
FOXNews.com Home>Health ^ | 03/19/2008 | FoxNews.com

Posted on 03/19/2008 9:15:10 AM PDT by CapnJack

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Germany; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: germany; healthcare; medicine; socialism; socializedmedicine; surgery
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To: GSWarrior
Well, you had to take it there. O.K. When I was in medical school, in a course called 'Physical Exam' they brought in people to 'practice' the rectal exam. We were told that if one suspects homosexuality (as a medical concern) you can ask the patient to relax his rectum. If he cannot relax his sphinctor, he is more likely than not, NOT a homosexual. If, however he complies with your demand, this is a learned behavior. This is an accommodation response from....well other penetrations.

If your doctor is examining you and he asks you to relax your rectum, he is suspecting something you might not want him to suspect. Lay off of the 'guyliner'.

81 posted on 03/19/2008 10:07:08 AM PDT by Texas Songwriter
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To: Arrowhead1952

Should we ping the astronomy ping list?


82 posted on 03/19/2008 10:07:28 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: new cruelty; CapnJack

While we're on the subject of "angus"... check out one of the funniest commercials ever pulled from TV!

"Jack, could you point to the... angus... area?"


83 posted on 03/19/2008 10:07:55 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (I'm not voting FOR John McCain -- I'm voting AGAINST Hillary/Obama)
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To: CapnJack

Any one can make a mistake. There should be no charge so she got something for nothing.


84 posted on 03/19/2008 10:08:17 AM PDT by Big Horn (Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal . Author unknown)
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To: CougarGA7

maybe the Gastronomy list, too. just to cover all the bases.


85 posted on 03/19/2008 10:08:39 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: new cruelty
Sure she can sue for losing her old anus. But she’ll never have complete closure.

You forgot the Rim shot for that one liner ... ba doom pa!

86 posted on 03/19/2008 10:09:31 AM PDT by CapnJack
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To: Texas Songwriter

And then a second hand ends up on your shoulder?


87 posted on 03/19/2008 10:09:53 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: CapnJack

This is most definitely, her “anus horriblus.”


88 posted on 03/19/2008 10:09:59 AM PDT by mass55th
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To: CougarGA7

LOL... May as well and let them have fun too.


89 posted on 03/19/2008 10:10:00 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (His middle name is NOT Hussein for being a Christian.)
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To: GRRRRR

(*) This is the best I could do. (computer speak for a&&hole)


90 posted on 03/19/2008 10:10:10 AM PDT by spotbust1 (Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
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To: CapnJack

i wanted to leave it open ended.

: )


91 posted on 03/19/2008 10:10:12 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: CougarGA7
And then a second hand ends up on your shoulder?

That is the clue you do not want to have presented to you.

92 posted on 03/19/2008 10:11:09 AM PDT by Texas Songwriter
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To: new cruelty

That’s a ping list I didn’t know about....AND NO I DON’T WANT ON IT!


93 posted on 03/19/2008 10:12:06 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: MarineMom613
"I just peed myself laughing so hard on this one. What do i get?"

A package of Depends, and a clean pair of underwear.

94 posted on 03/19/2008 10:12:09 AM PDT by mass55th
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To: Texas Songwriter

LOL. That’s what I was afraid of.


95 posted on 03/19/2008 10:14:06 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: CapnJack

preventive maintenance....


96 posted on 03/19/2008 10:14:43 AM PDT by thinking
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To: CougarGA7
it's more of a cling list, really. but duly noted.
97 posted on 03/19/2008 10:15:24 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Texas Songwriter
The first question is why the operator did not stick his finger in her rectum and feel "tone".

Thank you for sharing. I know that's the first question that came to my mind, for sure.

Eeeeeuuuuw!

Cordially,

98 posted on 03/19/2008 10:16:56 AM PDT by Diamond
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To: CapnJack

THEY CAN ACTUALLY do THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?..........


99 posted on 03/19/2008 10:17:23 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
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To: CapnJack; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The "ripped her a new one" joke has been done. And done And done...


100 posted on 03/19/2008 10:17:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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