Posted on 02/29/2008 7:51:44 AM PST by yoe
You are bidding on a framed genuine FAKE birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama. Did I say that his middle name is Hussein? I did? Okay.
Here is the fun part. Because it is apparently against the rules to use the middle name of HUSSEIN, the winning bidder will have the opportunity to choose a new middle name to replace HUSSEIN. It will be inserted in the FAKE certificate. We can begin using the name, and then we won't have to worry about being arrested by the DemocRAT PC police for using the actual real name HUSSEIN.
Let's see how these might sound. Barack Milhous Obama. Barack Fitzgerald Obama. Barack Fidel Obama. Barack Wolfgang Obama. Barack Rodham Obama. It will be your choice. Be creative!
Won't it be nice to use his entire name again? You knew JFK and FDR. We don't want to have to call him B.O. do we? That stinks.
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Barack Benedict Obama
INDEED.
I heard someone say “Milhouse”
Barak Zelig Obama
I give it a day before eBay pulls the listing.
lol - I give it less than that....STILL giggling over it, though!
(Anyone send it to Rush yet?)
What happens when it becomes known that Baraq was the name of the winged horse that Mohammed rode from Mecca to wherever he went? He is going to need a new first name too.
When did the rules change?
I recall FDR, JFK, LBJ, HHH, RMH, GRF
Carter (Earl) and Reagan (Wilson) skipped the middle name thing, then it was back again with BJ Clinton.
What I want to know is that after 7 years of Libs/Dems comparing Bush to various chimps and monkeys, when can we start doing that to Barry?
Barack Earl Obama
Barack Androll Obama
Barack “Yo Momma” Obama...I think that has a nice ring to it.
Barack E.N. Bullwinkle Obama
Barack Kabum Obama
Got a nice sound to it.
A lot of great ones!
How about Barack N-white Obama
To emphasize his multi-racial appeal. As a bonus if you say it fast, it sounds like an Engrish pronunciation which should appeal to those with far-eastern ethnic heritage.
Leni
Barack Moseley-Braun Obama
Barack “Doctor Yakub” Obama
Barack “The Irishman” Obama
Now that one is good!
If we want to be more sensitive to Muslim feelings, we should look to the teaching of Obama supporter Louie Farrakhan's Nation of Islam.
When you have a birth name you do not want to use just substitute "X" (as in Malcolm X).
Barack Hussein Obama ==> Barack X Obama
Barackman Turner Obamadrive
Barack McGovern Obama
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