Posted on 01/23/2008 12:29:02 PM PST by TitansAFC
This was a surprise. From the Hunter statement:
"I got to know Governor Huckabee well on the campaign trail," said Hunter. "Of the remaining candidates I feel that he is strongly committed to strengthening national defense, constructing the border fence and meeting the challenge of China's emergence as a military superpower that is taking large portions of Americas industrial base."
"Along with these issues of national security, border enforcement and protecting the U.S. industrial base, I see another quality of Mike Huckabee's candidacy that compels my endorsement. Mike Huckabee is a man of outstanding character and integrity. I saw that character over the last year of campaigning and was greatly impressed. The other Republican candidates have many strengths and I wish them all well. My personal choice is Mike Huckabee," Hunter concluded.
That’s my guess too, or something like that. In any case, my opinion of Hunter is not going to be changed by such a minor thing.
And I doubt that many Duncan Hunter supporters can be told whom to vote for.
Oh you want me to describe Ron Paul? For you, honey, sure. *cracks knuckles* *wiggles fingers over keyboard*
or...
* the chickeniest, tooniest loon since Ross Perot did his Frank Perdue impression
Of the opinion you deserve to see this thread (if you haven’t already).
Not quite what you said, schmedley, but close enough.
I did say he would endorse Huckabee.
I originally thought he would stay in until the convention, and endorse him there, but once he dropped out, the time and place obviously changed to the more immediate present.
I never pointed out Hunter’s inevitable endorsement of Huckabee to “smear” him as many Hunterites such as yourself accused me of. I did it only because it became patently obvious to me that such handwriting was on the wall, and I wanted to give all you Hunterites fair warning of what was sure to come down the pike sooner or later. Hunter was always a lot closer to Huckabee than he was to Thompson, just you guys didn’t want to face that reality.
But now that Hunter has made that fact undeniable, and sold out every last one of you that was supporting him, don’t you think you should change your tagline?
After endorsing Huckabee, I believe he is no longer worthy of the title of “statesman”.
I’ve pointed out the ridiculousness of that argument time and again.
And by endorsing Huckabee, he is certainly no conservative either.
You should have supported Thompson.
Just like we told you Hunterites who were spreading the Huckabee lies, Fred would not endorse John McCain, and he hasn’t and he will not.
What else did i tell you?
Huckabee is working with McCain in a deal to be his running mate.
Your candidate endorsed the guy who is going to use his delegates to make McAmnesty the nominee if he can.
Everything I told you was true.
I bet you could just kill yourself now, can’t you?
Way to go.
DITTO!
This is typical of what's all over FR. Whodda thunk that Duncan was just a "stalking horse" for the Huck, from the very beginning.
Here's another sentimental one:
"Hunter's ringing endorsement is a very touching and eloquent passing of the sword ..."
maybe pissant isn't the defintive voice of conservatism after all?
You can’t possibly as ignorant as your posts. Then again, I thought that about Punchdrunk, and he proved otherwise.
“the chickeniest,...”
Chickeniest? Is that word in the dictionary, “honey”? ... My wife does not even call me that ;)
Oh, BTW... Here is what I think of Ron Paul:
Big Ron (Sung to Big John by Jimmy Dean)
(Big Ron
Big Ron)
Every mornin on a dime you could see him arrive:
A four foot pixie, weighing, oh; forty five.
Kinda odd lookin loner with squeaky thin lips
Let everybody know he didnt give two s**ts
Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)
Nobody seemed to know where Ron was goin
Just hung round the podium in a world all his own
He didnt say much, he kinda tired and wry
And if he spoke at all, hed let all fly
Big Ron
Ronbots said he came for fightin New Order schemes
Where he won his Foil Hat writin Info Wars themes,
A cranky old crow wantin change of command
This Looney-Toon fella from Alex Jones band, Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)
Then came the day when he crossed the line
When tempers all cracked bout his Nine Eleven mime.
Them pols were waitin for a chew on Rons ass,
When Giuliani roared at the geek aghast, thats Ron
This busted dupe, this mannequin shrill
This talker of tales, ranting Truthers tell
Grabbed his saggin member and shut up with a groan
And like a gelded pup he just stood there alone, Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)
And with all their strength the others gave a shove
Then Huck yelled out Theres a God up above!
And grown men rambled bout this anointed knave;
How hes the only soul whos able to save, Big Ron
While jackass losers cry we gotta leave town,
The lame libs stumble in their underground,
And smokin gas bags belch out the line:
Hey, everybody knows were the cause of all crimes
said Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)
Now they never selected that smarmy twit:
they beat him senseless in the primary pit.
Few words are written bout this man,
Cause bottom line is hes in la-la land
Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron
The Huckster and Duncan Show? Let’s see... Must go something like this:
The Duncan Hunter Theme song (Sung to the old TV Show Underdog)
Theres no need to fear! Hunterdog is here!
Duh-DUH dump, doo-doo-Dump
Duh-DUH dump, doo-doo-Dump
Ooooh
BOW-oohm
BOW-oohm
BOW-oohm
BOW-oohm
WAAH, ah-ah-AH-ahhh
When liberals in this world appear,
to change the ways that we hold dear,
and spite the word of God made clear,
For cry in out loud whos in charge here?
Get Hunterdog! HUNTERDOG! Huntedog! HUNTERDOG!
Hes for fighting Gore, Obama
smiting Clinton, Paul, Osama
Hunterdog. Oooh
ahh-AH-AH, AAH: Hunterdog!
Ooooh BOW-oohm
BOW-oohm
BOW-oohm
BOW-oohm
WAAH, ah-ah-AH-ahhh
When cross our lines illegals speed,
Where globalists so filled with greed,
Will plot to change our nations creed,
To right this wrong we need the lead
of Huntererdog! HUNTERDOG! Hunterdog! HUNTERDOG!
Hes for fighting Gore, Obama
smiting Clinton, Paul, Osama
Hunterdog. Oooh-ah-Ah-AH-AH, Hunterdog
HUNTERDOG!
***
And, of course, the Huckster:
You all know the old gospel hymn, Michael Row the Boat Ashore, which was sung by freed slaves who rowed long boats from Saint Helena Island to the mainland during the American Civil War. Here is my version, as applied to Mike Huckabee...
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
GETS YOUR HELP TO SPIN HIS TALE, HES A USER,
LETS MAD FELONS OUT OF JAIL, PARDONS TO-OO-YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
HIS STARE IS DEEP AND STARRY EYED, PAL HES COOL, YEAH,
MILKIN DUMMIES FULL OF PRIDE... GLAD HE KNEW-EW-YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
M-S-M IS ALL ABOARD... PAL THEY RULE YA,
M-S-M WILL WIELD THE SWORD WHEN THEY CHOO-OOSE, YEAH.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
WHEN HES CHOSEN THEYLL RING M OUT... IN THE NEWS, YEAH,
HIS MEDIA BUDDIES ALL GONNA SHOUT: HES A LOO-OO-SER!
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
LIBS WILL JUMP WITH JUBILEE... HOW THEY FOOLED YA,
THEN WELL GET OL HILLARY, AND SHELL RU-ULE YA.
MICHAEL SOLD HIS SOUL FOR SURE, PAL HES FOOLED YA,
MICHAEL KNOWS YOURE INSECURE... YOURE A LOO-OO-SER.
Theyre All for Huck (Sung to All Shook Up by Otis Blackwell & Elvis Presley)
A well I saved my soul
Whats wrong with me?
Theyre bitching like I come from Planet Z
Dunc says Im a happenin guy to love
He say Gov
Huh?
Im all for Huck
Mm-oh
were go
yeah, yeah!
My chances are shaky and my team is weak
I cant seem to pan my known critique
Ooh, Do you think them pardons sucked?
They say Gov
Huh?
Yall F**ked up!
Mm-mm
Oh no! Jail break!
Well, please dont task me bout facts this time
Im a little mixed up bout my Jesus lines
When I cheer His Gospel, yeah, I love best:
The base says no, oh but the Times scream yes!
Romney trashed my stand n what a grillin I got
n Freds quips were like a Tancredo shot
Im proud to say Hunter gave me his spot
I say Dunc
Wuh?
Thanks allot!
Mm-mm
Oh no
Low day!
Well some say I lie, n try to cheat
My record is shady like beef with no meat
Theres only manure from this mouth of mine
Thats pooh to you
the world loves my lines!
Romney trashed my stand n what a grillin I got
n Freds quips were like a Tancredo shot
Im proud to say illegals got your spot
they say Gov
Huh?
Were all for Huck!
Mm-mm
Ho, Ho
Grey day!
Mm-mm Ho, Ho Grey day!
Mm-mm Ho, Ho Pray, Pray!
Theyre all for Huck!
I was thinking Mighty Mouse might be fitting for Hunter [the song I mean].
Here I come to save the day!
You know that Mighty Mouse is on the way.
I’m sure you could do something with it, I’m no songwriter. Hunterdog instead of Mighty Mouse?
That’s too long ago... I can’t remember how the theme song went, except for the ubiquitous “Here I come to save the day...!” Maybe ‘Speed Racer’ ... something like, mmmm... ‘Dream Chaser’ “Go! ... Dream Chaser, Go! ... Dream Chaser, Go Dream Chaser Go-oh! I’ll work on it. Give me an hour. (I love this stuff too much.)
Dream Chaser (Sung to the theme of the 1960s Japanese animation Speed Racer)
Ne-o-cons
Here comes Dream Chaser;
He’s a Dunkin some deals.
He’s a Dunkin and he’s gonna be raisin cash for someone.
He’s gonna’ con ya, so to better shuck n jive.
He’s busy screwin’ up the delegation drive.
And since the odds are against him,
and there’s changing much to do
who better might we take, yeah!
Wholl feed us pooh?
Go Dream Chaser
Go Dream Chaser
Go Dream Chaser, Go!
He’s off n jivin’ as he cons us for a clown to back
This chump, he pounds his twaddle like we were born in Iraq
Disasters waitin’ just ahead!
Go Dream Chaser
Go Dream Chaser
Go Dream Chaser, Go!
ping huh? you’re kidding right
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