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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year!
| Canteen Crew
Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
The Freeper Canteen Asks
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson. 16. Not bet against the New England Patriots. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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To: ErnBatavia
Sorry to hear of you Dad's passing too. My prayers for you and your family.
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:35:32 PM PST
by
Colonial Warrior
(Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.)
To: Jet Jaguar
I don’t see no ninja’s!:)
Happy New Year JJ! *Hugs*
To: HopeandGlory
Hand over heart & prayers up Hope....*Hugs*
To: All
A PRAYER OF PROTECTION
The light of God surround you The love of God enfold you The power of God protect you The presence of God watch over you Wherever you are, God is, And all is well. Amen.
BLESS THIS HOUSE Bless this house O Lord we pray; Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout, Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall, Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove ever open to joy and love.
Bless these windows shining bright, Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there, with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within, keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we May dwell O Lord with thee.
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64
posted on
12/30/2007 6:37:15 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: NewRomeTacitus
Christmas Cards"
"U.S. Army Soldiers from Bravo Battery, 2nd Battalion, 32nd Field Artillery Regiment, attached to 2nd Brigade Combat Team, play cards at their battery's Christmas party at Joint Security Station Torch in Yarmuk, Iraq, Dec. 25, 2007. U.S.Army photo by Spc. Charles W. Gill.
65
posted on
12/30/2007 6:37:22 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: CindyDawg
Ha! LOL.....I like the way you think CindyDawg!
Happy New Year to you!
To: All
67
posted on
12/30/2007 6:38:19 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: laurenmarlowe
68
posted on
12/30/2007 6:38:52 PM PST
by
Randy Larsen
(I'M WITH FRED!)
To: Kathy in Alaska
*HUG*
I don’t want you driving tomorrow!
Be sick or something!
We have a severe weather alert here back East for tomorrow.
I have the day off!
*whew*
69
posted on
12/30/2007 6:39:16 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: AZamericonnie
Happy New Year to you too. Here’s to a great 2008!
70
posted on
12/30/2007 6:39:28 PM PST
by
CindyDawg
(.)
To: AZamericonnie; Jet Jaguar
Chuck Norris is coming. Scared Ninjas are even harder to see
71
posted on
12/30/2007 6:40:08 PM PST
by
MrEdd
(Heck is the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aren't going.)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Right Now
Clear
48°F at 7:23 pm
Feels Like 48°F
Low: 33°F
High: 64°F
Humidity: 37%
Pressure: 30.11 in
Visibility: 10 mi
Wind: W 9 mph
72
posted on
12/30/2007 6:40:20 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: AZamericonnie
73
posted on
12/30/2007 6:42:45 PM PST
by
RDTF
To: AZamericonnie
((HUGZ))
And Happy New Year!
74
posted on
12/30/2007 6:43:33 PM PST
by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: AZamericonnie
by the way - that was me, not you :^)
75
posted on
12/30/2007 6:44:05 PM PST
by
RDTF
To: Kathy in Alaska
To devote more time to people in recovery I have almost 7 years sober need to give back more to those that still suffer
76
posted on
12/30/2007 6:44:46 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: SandRat
Good evening!
((((((Sandy)))))))
Wanna trade?
...HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO
2 PM EST MONDAY...
A HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO
2 PM EST MONDAY.
SNOW WILL OVERSPREAD THE REGION BETWEEN 1100 PM AND 100 AM...AND
BECOME STEADIER AND HEAVIER TOWARD DAYBREAK MONDAY. OVERNIGHT
ACCUMULATIONS WILL AVERAGE BETWEEN 4 AND 6 INCHES.
THE SNOW WILL BECOME LIGHTER DURING THE MID TO LATE MORNING HOURS
ON MONDAY. BY THE TIME THE SNOW ENDS MONDAY AFTERNOON...TOTAL
ACCUMULATIONS WILL RANGE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES.
HEAVY SNOW WILL QUICKLY ACCUMULATE ON ROADWAYS AND SIGNIFICANTLY
HAMPER TRAVEL. IF YOU HAVE TO BE OUT ON THE ROADS USE EXTREME
CAUTION AND ALLOW PLENTY OF EXTRA TIME.
77
posted on
12/30/2007 6:44:52 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MrEdd
78
posted on
12/30/2007 6:45:11 PM PST
by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: PROCON
79
posted on
12/30/2007 6:46:49 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Nope!
That’s why I’m in Arizona. I can use my snow shovel as a dust pan in the garage after I’ve done wood working and there’s saw dust everywhere.
80
posted on
12/30/2007 6:47:04 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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