FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Colonial Warrior]

Sorry to hear of you Dad's passing too. My prayers for you and your family.

[AZamericonnie]

I don’t see no ninja’s!:)

Happy New Year JJ! *Hugs*

[AZamericonnie]

Hand over heart & prayers up Hope....*Hugs*

[Kathy in Alaska]

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are, God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

BLESS THIS HOUSE

 Bless this house O Lord we pray; Make it safe by night and day; 
Bless these walls so firm and stout, Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall, Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove ever open to joy and love.
Bless these windows shining bright, Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there, with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within, keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we May dwell O Lord with thee. 

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[SandRat]

Christmas Cards"

"U.S. Army Soldiers from Bravo Battery, 2nd Battalion, 32nd Field Artillery Regiment, attached to 2nd Brigade Combat Team, play cards at their battery's Christmas party at Joint Security Station Torch in Yarmuk, Iraq, Dec. 25, 2007. U.S.Army photo by Spc. Charles W. Gill.

[AZamericonnie]

Ha! LOL.....I like the way you think CindyDawg!

Happy New Year to you!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Kate Smith ~ God Bless America

[Randy Larsen]

Evening LM!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

*HUG*
I don’t want you driving tomorrow!
Be sick or something!
We have a severe weather alert here back East for tomorrow.
I have the day off!
*whew*

[CindyDawg]

Happy New Year to you too. Here’s to a great 2008!

[MrEdd]

Chuck Norris is coming. Scared Ninjas are even harder to see

[SandRat]

Right Now

Clear
48°F at 7:23 pm
Feels Like 48°F
Low: 33°F
High: 64°F
Humidity: 37%
Pressure: 30.11 in
Visibility: 10 mi
Wind: W 9 mph

[RDTF]

stop spending so much!

[Jet Jaguar]

((HUGZ))
And Happy New Year!

[RDTF]

by the way - that was me, not you :^)

[al baby]

To devote more time to people in recovery I have almost 7 years sober need to give back more to those that still suffer

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Good evening!
((((((Sandy)))))))
Wanna trade?

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO
2 PM EST MONDAY...

A HEAVY SNOW WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO
2 PM EST MONDAY.

SNOW WILL OVERSPREAD THE REGION BETWEEN 1100 PM AND 100 AM...AND
BECOME STEADIER AND HEAVIER TOWARD DAYBREAK MONDAY. OVERNIGHT
ACCUMULATIONS WILL AVERAGE BETWEEN 4 AND 6 INCHES.

THE SNOW WILL BECOME LIGHTER DURING THE MID TO LATE MORNING HOURS
ON MONDAY. BY THE TIME THE SNOW ENDS MONDAY AFTERNOON...TOTAL
ACCUMULATIONS WILL RANGE BETWEEN 6 AND 10 INCHES.

HEAVY SNOW WILL QUICKLY ACCUMULATE ON ROADWAYS AND SIGNIFICANTLY
HAMPER TRAVEL. IF YOU HAVE TO BE OUT ON THE ROADS USE EXTREME
CAUTION AND ALLOW PLENTY OF EXTRA TIME.

[Jet Jaguar]

LOL!

[al baby]

That sucks

[SandRat]

Nope!

That’s why I’m in Arizona. I can use my snow shovel as a dust pan in the garage after I’ve done wood working and there’s saw dust everywhere.