FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

To: TASMANIANRED

I’m sure we can “GET ‘ER DONE” before the mice take over!

741 posted on 12/31/2007 5:49:36 PM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)

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Harry Conick Jr. ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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742 posted on 12/31/2007 5:50:04 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

I had a scandanavian girlfriend like that, blush.

743 posted on 12/31/2007 5:50:36 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: Colonial Warrior

This camoflage picture is a testament to cammo gear. All he needs is cammo boots and he disappears.

744 posted on 12/31/2007 5:52:03 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

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Bette Midler. ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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745 posted on 12/31/2007 5:52:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

LOL
Oh ya did, huh?
Imagine dat!
Hey, dose cats are gonna be pretty!
They’ll have a “whale tail” on ‘em!
Most nice!

746 posted on 12/31/2007 5:53:03 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

747 posted on 12/31/2007 5:53:40 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

748 posted on 12/31/2007 5:54:42 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

749 posted on 12/31/2007 5:54:43 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

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Rufus Wainwright ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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750 posted on 12/31/2007 5:54:44 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

It’s makin; ne think of the cottage!

751 posted on 12/31/2007 5:55:29 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

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Stuhr, Patti LaBelle & The Bluebelles ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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752 posted on 12/31/2007 5:56:19 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

They strut, they pose, they preen..

Jackie is prissy much of the time.

753 posted on 12/31/2007 5:56:21 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: TASMANIANRED

Come at 2 be prepared to work...

2, huh...that just won't work, let's try again, next year.

You could call me, though, and I could be the life of party over your speaker phone!!

754 posted on 12/31/2007 5:56:42 PM PST by PROCON (Hillary '08)

To: Kathy in Alaska

Sounds like I’m have a bit of a better day than you. We actually have plenty of staff tonight.

755 posted on 12/31/2007 5:57:02 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

Is the cottage occupied at present?

It would be nice there if the fireplace was in order

756 posted on 12/31/2007 5:57:09 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: Randy Larsen

I can’t stand the little cheese breath mosters.

Speaking of furry monsters..Beaned any bears lately.

757 posted on 12/31/2007 5:58:34 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: MS.BEHAVIN; SandRat

There went my hat trick!

LOL! Take it up with Sand.

758 posted on 12/31/2007 5:58:36 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

The cottage is not rented out in winter..
Sure wish the fireplace worked..

759 posted on 12/31/2007 5:58:47 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

To: TASMANIANRED

Happy Newyear!

Keep an Eye on the Staff.

760 posted on 12/31/2007 5:59:05 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

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