FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

701 posted on 12/31/2007 5:33:15 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

702 posted on 12/31/2007 5:33:17 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

703 posted on 12/31/2007 5:33:17 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

704 posted on 12/31/2007 5:33:24 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

No 6800 but I got the 700.

705 posted on 12/31/2007 5:34:04 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

706 posted on 12/31/2007 5:34:07 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

To: AZamericonnie

Thanks. Now I’m hoping to get home before all the time zones meet the new year. Don’t think it’s gonna happen. I am NOT having any fun today. Whole units didn’t do timesheets today. TODAY IS NOT A HOLIDAY!!!!!!!

And the office closed early....*sigh*

Did you have to commute today? Any traffic issues?

707 posted on 12/31/2007 5:34:10 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

I’ll be working until 1.

Picking up a bit.

708 posted on 12/31/2007 5:34:21 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

Howdy Sandy....Isn’t the earthshine lovely.

709 posted on 12/31/2007 5:34:56 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: TASMANIANRED

I’ll keep you company!
*HUG*

710 posted on 12/31/2007 5:35:08 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

It’s way too cold out there for me...

711 posted on 12/31/2007 5:35:22 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: TASMANIANRED

Hey!

You want to spend the night?

712 posted on 12/31/2007 5:35:38 PM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)

To: Colonial Warrior

Shoes give him away.

Why aren’t they cammo too?

713 posted on 12/31/2007 5:36:04 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

Come at 2 be prepared to work...

Don’t know if you remember KP but it will be called for.

714 posted on 12/31/2007 5:36:56 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: Mrs.Nooseman

Evening Noosie.. Haven’t seen you since before Christmas.

715 posted on 12/31/2007 5:37:54 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

To: TASMANIANRED

716 posted on 12/31/2007 5:38:21 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

717 posted on 12/31/2007 5:38:22 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

If you would like to be added/removed from the Canteen Ping List,
please FReepmail Kathy In Alaska.

The Carpenters ~~ What Are You Doing New Year's Eve
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Please ping a DJ If you would like for us to play a song for the troops. Thank you!

718 posted on 12/31/2007 5:40:31 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

To: Kathy in Alaska

Sorry you are having a rough one....

719 posted on 12/31/2007 5:40:33 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)

Nope, just staying home with the wife and relaxing.

720 posted on 12/31/2007 5:40:41 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)

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