FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

That’s okay!
I’m sure glad you liked the pics!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ok, thanks. To my knowledge, I don’t have lithium batteries, but I don’t have anything that requires removing them.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Laurita!!!

Glad to see you.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

The sun came out just before dusk today..
I prefer to hike when it’s sunny, too!
I think I spotted some fox tracks today.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Love the cat’s resolutions!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I just think of myself as two 26 year olds!
;0)

[Kathy in Alaska]

I have seen this going around. what a great way to get the message across to our troops. Thanks for the post and link.

[mylife]

No. And I haven’t seen it all yet.

Its clear that someone is fomenting rebellion in PAK. Nawaz Sharif?

Mushareff doesnt stand to benefit. I’m not sure that Al Queda stands to benefit.

Bhutto is dead, clearly she was shot in the back. This Idea that Mushareff didnt protect her is silly. Why would GWB make efforts to protect Hillary Clinton?
So why would Mushareff protect Bhutto?

Bhutto made herself a target, she put herself out there unprotected. She knew the risk, this wasnt the first attempt on her life.

I havent figured out the angle on thing thing yet

[mylife]

this thing

[TASMANIANRED]

Goodness Schatzi. How much did you get?

[mylife]

I have seen a lot of fox on just these types of hikes. They are out there fooling around in the snow.

Also, some great fishing can be done at this time of year

[Randy Larsen]

Did you read the comments below?

I got into a war of words with a 22 yo snot nosed brat that called ME a moron.

[Mr. Mojo]

Share Your Resolutions

Organization. I'm tired of wasting time looking for stuff.

[mylife]

No I did not.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

*smooch*
About 7 inches or so..
You at work?

[MS.BEHAVIN]

YOM!
You bring dat fish right here!
*sharpening knives*
Is dat you in the pic?

[TASMANIANRED]

I have to agree...Pahticularly beautiful.

[TASMANIANRED]

It’s a winter wonderland.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
Yes, it is!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

600?