FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

To: Randy Larsen

LOL ahhhh, ......39... again ;)

541 posted on 12/31/2007 1:42:01 PM PST by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)

To: Tanniker Smith

Woo Hoo Tanniker! :)
Thanks!

542 posted on 12/31/2007 1:42:54 PM PST by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)

He was doing what we all are..
Digging out from the storm!
Mr B will dig out the van when he gets home!
LOL
Pics coming up..

543 posted on 12/31/2007 1:44:22 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

Well at least you didn’t chew my a$$! LOL!

That’s the funnest part of the question!

544 posted on 12/31/2007 1:46:45 PM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)

To: mylife; Kathy in Alaska; tongue-tied; LUV W; BIGLOOK; HiJinx; SandRat; Old Sarge; All

The sun kisses the tree tops after the storm..

545 posted on 12/31/2007 1:47:12 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

LOL!

You’re the best, too! ((((hugs))))

546 posted on 12/31/2007 1:47:19 PM PST by luvie (Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)

Beautiful, Sis.

Glad the storm is over!

547 posted on 12/31/2007 1:48:10 PM PST by luvie (Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)

To: AZamericonnie

I resolve to read FReep articles before posting a reply.

Happy New Year, AZ, Kathy.

548 posted on 12/31/2007 1:48:33 PM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)

Yer out snapping pics and the van is snowed in?

Ya best find a shovel and get busy L0L

549 posted on 12/31/2007 1:49:01 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: mylife; LUV W; Kathy in Alaska; tongue-tied; HiJinx; BIGLOOK; SandRat; Old Sarge; All

550 posted on 12/31/2007 1:50:08 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

551 posted on 12/31/2007 1:50:09 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: mylife; MS.BEHAVIN

Better yet, take pics of the van first!

552 posted on 12/31/2007 1:52:44 PM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)

Dont look like the snow was that thick.

Just enough to frost the trees

553 posted on 12/31/2007 1:52:58 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: mylife; LUV W; Kathy in Alaska; tongue-tied; SandRat; BIGLOOK; HiJinx; Old Sarge; All

Every branch is out lined in a bas relief of snow..

554 posted on 12/31/2007 1:53:23 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

To: mylife; LUV W; Kathy in Alaska; tongue-tied; BIGLOOK; HiJinx; Old Sarge; SandRat; All

The road to my place..

555 posted on 12/31/2007 1:55:52 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

To: Randy Larsen

I’d be makin snow angels and drinkin hot coco.

Iceskating and drinkin hot coco.

Yup that’s what I’d be doin ;0)

556 posted on 12/31/2007 1:56:31 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

Whoaa! thats a dusting of snow alright

557 posted on 12/31/2007 1:57:16 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: Randy Larsen

LOL :) We always celebrate the anniversary of my 39th birthday. It’s even on my cake ;)

558 posted on 12/31/2007 1:57:27 PM PST by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)

LOL
Did you, or did you not tell me to post these pics?
Seriously..
I cannot shovel snow and stuff like I used to anymore..

559 posted on 12/31/2007 1:58:13 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

Oh! thats beautiful! I love hiking in the woods after a fresh snow. Thats just beautiful

560 posted on 12/31/2007 1:58:33 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

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