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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year!
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Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
The Freeper Canteen Asks
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson. 16. Not bet against the New England Patriots. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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KEYWORDS: canteen; military; newyear; troopsupport
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To: AZamericonnie
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:12:39 PM PST
by
Radix
(If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall.)
To: AZamericonnie
I’m a bit late....watching the 5pm news....more than 70 accidents citywide today, most due to black ice. I am SO HAPPY I didn’t need to go out today. About 40 ditch divers among those coming into and going out of town. Mostly fender benders here in town. I will be leaving for work in the morning much earlier than usual.
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:13:20 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: tomkow6
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:13:36 PM PST
by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: AZamericonnie; All
To: Colonial Warrior
Dear Colonial...hoping 2008 brings you & your family much joy & prosperity.
May God bless you & yours! *Hugs*
To: AZamericonnie
I here by resolve that during the coming year:
I will at no point nor under any circumstance vote for either Rudy Giuliani or Mitt Romney. Regardless of what place on a ticket either of those RINOs may be filling
Never make a resolution you weren't going to do anyway
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:15:24 PM PST
by
MrEdd
(Heck is the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aren't going.)
To: BIGLOOK
Aloha Bigs & Happy New Year to you! *Hugs*
To: AZamericonnie
Good morning Troops, Veterans and Canteeners.* * * * * * * * * * * *
Our Flag Flying Proudly One Nation Under God
* * * * * * * * * * * *
Lord, Please Bless Our Troops, They're fighting for our Freedom.
I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic, for which it stands;
one nation UNDER GOD,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
Prayers going up
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:17:16 PM PST
by
HopeandGlory
(Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
To: PROCON
Thanks! My Brother!
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:17:37 PM PST
by
Colonial Warrior
(Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.)
To: Doogle
Good evening Doogle....I’m sure alot of share in that resolution! lol
Happy New Year to you!
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Top 20 indeed Ms B~! *Hugs*
To: AZamericonnie; All
Lance Cpl. Brian Knott, an artilleryman with the 22nd Marine Expeditionary Unit (Special Operations Capable), cuts pie for Christmas dinner aboard the USS Ponce Dec. 25, 2007. (Official Navy photo by Petty Officer 2nd Class Nick Spinelli)
AL TAQADDUM, Iraq (Dec. 27, 2007) Lance Cpl. Eva M. Miller weighs a package before shipping it out at the Postal Operations Center here Dec. 27. Postal Operations Centers here and in Al Asad have processed an average of 180,000-200,000 pounds of mail daily during the holiday season. Miller is a postal clerk and Fort Walton, Fla., native with Service Company, 2nd Marine Logistics Group (Forward). Photo by: Cpl. Thomas J. Griffith
ABOARD USS TARAWA (Dec. 25, 2007) A Marine serving on mess duty from the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit Tarawa Expeditionary Strike Group reads holiday greeting cards sent by volunteers from Operation Santa, a support-the-troops organization from Seattle, Washington and the General Mills Corporation in Minneapolis, Minn., through their Operation: Soldier Phone Home initiative and the Marine Corps Key Volunteer Network. All three organizations sent handwritten holiday greeting cards and care packages stuffed with treats by children and citizens of all ages. Operation Santa even sent several Christmas trees complete with lights.
The 11th MEU Marines also received a special shipment of care packages, greeting cards and letters from Cub Scout Pack 872 and elementary school boys and girls from St. Anne School in Laguna Niguel, Calif. The scout pack adopted the Marines and Sailors of the MEU during their "Salute to Service" ceremony at St. Anne in October.
The 11th MEU (SOC), Camp Pendleton, Calif., is embarked aboard the Tarawa and other ships of the Tarawa Expeditionary Strike Group. They have been at sea since leaving San Diego Nov. 4 on a scheduled six-month deployment through the Western Pacific Ocean and Arabian Gulf regions. Photo by: Sgt. Bryson K. Jones
To: AZamericonnie; All
Thank you Troops and Veterans for ALL you do!!
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:18:56 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Hillary '08)
To: Radix; Kathy in Alaska
More Canteening!Now that's a resolution we hope works out!
Happy New Year Radix!
To: AZamericonnie
I’m going to buy my wife a new vacuum cleaner.LOL
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:20:34 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Hillary '08)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Oh heavens Ma that is awful!
Can’t you take tomorrow off?
To: AZamericonnie
Good evening Connie! *HUGS*
Thank you for the fun thread!
To: AZamericonnie
More Canteening!My wife would kill me!/LOL
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:23:21 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Hillary '08)
To: PROCON
Pro!!!!
You are posting pics! WooHoo!
Awesome job!
To: GodBlessUSA
Happy Birthday dear GeeBee!!
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