FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[luvie]

Mine was good....and quiet also! Included a 2-hour nap! Now....
that’s quiet! LOL!

I hope you can stay home when the weather is at it’s worst!
Even with Moxie’s new “footwear” I hate to see you driving
those roads in icy/snowy weather...even though you are used
to it!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
Boy, you’re really going to town, huh?
Good for you!

[Kathy in Alaska]

wh!!

Sand.....#50 and #100!!
CW.....#150!!
Pro.....#200!!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I lucked out and have tomorrow off!
YAY!

[Kathy in Alaska]

I love the Rat’s Revenge! LOL!!

[PROCON]

I'm not bitter anymore, but I got spit on when I came home from war.

It ain't going to happen again!!

[luvie]

Yay!!! Stay all snuggly in front of the woodstove with a nice
pot of soup or stew bubbling on the burner.

[Kathy in Alaska]

I try...but with some prima donnas, they go up the chain and payroll loses. Everything rolls downhill to us. No matter what goes wrong, it is payroll’s fault. But....I do not take it quietly, especially when some manager asks how things are going. d:o)

[luvie]

Hee-hee!

[luvie]

?

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I understand, Pro.
No, it’s NOT going to happen agian.
It’s the reason Hubby and I joined the Patriot Guard Riders.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome home, PROCON...((HUGS))..., and thank you for your service to our country.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I intend to!
Gonna make Jambalaya for New Years Eve!
YOM!

[HiJinx]

So, how’re things going?

[luvie]

Thank you, hero!

[PROCON]

Hey Guys,

I'm alright, just making a New Years Resolution!! :)

[luvie]

YumMMMY...that’ll warm ya up clear down to your toes!

I made soup yesterday. It was good again tonight! :D

[Kathy in Alaska]

I have writer’s cramp....forging ahead, full speed. d:o) Thankfully I didn’t need to go out today....70+ accidents, mostly due to black ice citywide. Going in VERY early in the morning.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Mayor, for today’s sustenance for body and soul.

[HiJinx]

I bet you do have writer’s cramp. Ma, I hope you know how much this means to us all.

Ummm...do you expect us to take a camera?