FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

101 posted on 12/30/2007 6:55:11 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

102 posted on 12/30/2007 6:55:12 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

ON marthorn I don’t know AL Baby

103 posted on 12/30/2007 6:56:04 PM PST by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")

To: AZamericonnie

Some New Years resolutions:

Read the following books: The Discovery of Freedom by Rose Wilder Lane, The Struggle for the World by James Burnham, The Red Decade--The Stalinist Penetration of America By Eugene Lyons, and any book by Irving Babbitt
Visit Vermont
Write an artilcle about something that happened in 1958
Attend a conservative political conference
Post an article on Free Republic

104 posted on 12/30/2007 6:56:58 PM PST by Fiji Hill

Fantastic road runner pics on your page ErnBatavia!

I have only seen a few over the years....elusive lil’ birds!:)

Happy New Year to you.....

105 posted on 12/30/2007 6:57:48 PM PST by AZamericonnie

106 posted on 12/30/2007 6:57:56 PM PST by RDTF

To: Randy Larsen

107 posted on 12/30/2007 6:58:33 PM PST by AZamericonnie

I have to be there. I need to be there. I will leave about 7a...shouldn’t be very many folks on the road yet, and hopefully lots will take the day off for a long weekend.

Glad you have the day off. Did you have a good day today?

108 posted on 12/30/2007 6:58:48 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

Btw.....great tagline!

109 posted on 12/30/2007 6:59:26 PM PST by AZamericonnie

To: AZamericonnie

I didn’t make any resolutions...I never do. I don’t bother, because I know they’ll fall flat after the first month of the new year anyway.

110 posted on 12/30/2007 6:59:37 PM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)

That sucks

The vacuum cleaner?

You bet, it's got a 3/4 horse motor, dustless filter, and even room for her sewing basket.?LOL

111 posted on 12/30/2007 6:59:40 PM PST by PROCON (Hillary '08)

stop spending so much!

Have you been talking to my husband??? LOL

112 posted on 12/30/2007 7:00:12 PM PST by AZamericonnie

To: AZamericonnie

Evening Connie.
Thanks for Monday’s thread.
I hope all is well with you and yours. :)

113 posted on 12/30/2007 7:00:25 PM PST by MeekMom (Present your bodies a living sacrifice unto God.)

To: AZamericonnie

5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

I do that already ;)

26. Not believe politicians

I do that already too.

114 posted on 12/30/2007 7:00:39 PM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)

Very generous resolution Al Baby & kudos to you!

115 posted on 12/30/2007 7:01:05 PM PST by AZamericonnie

Hi.

Congratulation on your punctuation!?LOL

116 posted on 12/30/2007 7:01:25 PM PST by PROCON (Hillary '08)

Happy Birthday Dear GBU!!!

117 posted on 12/30/2007 7:01:54 PM PST by MeekMom (Present your bodies a living sacrifice unto God.)

To: Kathy in Alaska

A very nice day, Ma..
I have an upset tummy, not sure why.
We spent part of the day getting ready for tomorrows storm.
Good thing I bought those tires!

118 posted on 12/30/2007 7:02:11 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

Good evening Dangerous.....New Years plans?

119 posted on 12/30/2007 7:02:15 PM PST by AZamericonnie

To: AZamericonnie

No money left after Christmas...

120 posted on 12/30/2007 7:02:24 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

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