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Posted on 12/26/2007 2:54:30 PM PST by Syncro
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LIBERALS SING 'HUCKELUJAH' by Ann Coulter December 26, 2007
All I want for Christmas is for Christians to listen to what Mike Huckabee says, rather than what the media say about him. The mainstream media keep flogging Huckabee for being a Christian, apparently unaware that this "God" fellow is testing through the roof in focus groups.
Huckabee is a "compassionate conservative" only in the sense that calling him a conservative is being compassionate.
He responded to my column last week -- pointing out that he is on record supporting the Supreme Court's sodomy-is-a-constitutional-right decision -- by saying that he was relying on the word of a caller to his radio show and didn't know the details of the case. Ironically, that's how most people feel about sodomy: They support it until they hear the details.
First, I'd pay a lot of money to hear how a court opinion finding that sodomy is a constitutional right could be made to sound reasonable. But the caller had the right response when Huckabee asked him, "What's your favorite radio station?" So he seemed like a reliable source.
Second, Huckabee's statement that he agreed with the court's sodomy ruling was made one week after the decision. According to Nexis, in that one week, the sodomy decision had been the cover story on every newspaper in the country, including The New York Times. It was the talk of all the Sunday news programs. It had been denounced by every conservative and Christian group in America -- as well as other random groups of sane individuals having no conservative inclinations whatsoever.
The highest court in the land had found sodomy was a constitutional right! That sort of thing tends to make news. (I was going to say the sodomy ruling got publicity up the wazoo, but this is, after all, Christmas week.)
So this little stretch-marked cornpone is either lying, has a closed head injury, is a complete ignoramus -- or all of the above.
Huckabee opposes school choice, earning him the coveted endorsement of the National Education Association of New Hampshire, which is like the sheriff being endorsed by the local whorehouse.
He is, however, in favor of school choice for kids in Mexico: They have the choice of going to school there or here. Huckabee promoted giving in-state tuition in Arkansas to illegal immigrants from Mexico -- but not to U.S. citizens from Ohio. "I don't believe you punish the children," he said, "for the crime and sins of the parents."
Since when is not offering someone lavish taxpayer-funded benefits a form of punishment? That's almost as crazy as a governor pardoning a known sex offender so he can go out and rape and kill.
Huckabee claims he's against punishing children for the crimes of their fathers in the case of illegal immigrants. But in the case of slavery, he believes the children of the children's children should be routinely punished for the crimes of their fathers.
Huckabee has said illegal immigration gives Americans a chance to make up for slavery. (I thought letting O.J. walk for murdering two people was payback for slavery.)
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I got your Ct WASP right here, cactus boy!
You must not be very familiar with Ann Coulter. She always trashes leftists like Huckabee and deservedly so. FYI, that is why her audience loves her.
pretty cheeky to comment about a slender person for a devotee of the Chuckleberry clan.
We'll see, if he gets the nomination, whether he will refuse to release his medical records. Like his buddy Billyboy. Hopefully it will be a moot point.
Ann has never looked better. She is either in love or just made her tenth million.
I guess if lack of protein makes her mind work that way, the new craze will be protein free diets.
Just two years ago, Huckabee cheerfully announced to a meeting of the Hispanic advocacy group League of United Latin American Citizens that "Pretty soon, Southern white guys like me may be in the minority." Who's writing this guy's speeches -- Al Sharpton? (Actually, take out "Southern" and "white," and I agree with Huckabee's sentiment).Bolded areas were bolded by me.
He said the transition from Arkansas' Southern traditions would "require extraordinary efforts on both sides of the border." But, curiously, most of the efforts Huckabee described would come entirely from this side of the border. Arkansas, he pledged, would celebrate diversity "in culture, in language and in population." He said America would have to "accommodate" those who come here.
All that he expected from those south of the border was that they have a desire to provide better opportunities for their families. Basically, we have to keep accommodating everyone but U.S. citizens.
For those of you keeping score at home, this puts Huckabee just a little to the left of Dennis Kucinich on illegal immigration and border control. The only difference is that Kucinich supports amnesty for aliens from south of the border and north of Saturn.
In a widely quoted remark, Huckabee denounced a Republican bill that would merely require proof of citizenship to vote and receive government benefits as "un-Christian, un-American, irresponsible and anti-life," according to the Arkansas News Bureau.
Now, where have I heard this sort of thing before? Hmmm ... wait, now I remember: It was during the Democratic debates!
In his current attempt to pretend to be against illegal immigration, Huckabee makes a meaningless joke about how the federal government should track illegals the way Federal Express tracks packages. (Can a Mexican fit in one of those little envelopes?)
In other words, Huckabee is going to address the problem of illegal immigration by making jokes. It's called leadership, folks.
Huckabee confirms for liberal TV hosts their image of conservatives as dorks by bragging about how cool he is because he "likes music." What's he doing -- running for president or filling out his Facebook profile? Arkansas former fatty loves to make jokes and play the bass guitar. Remember what happened to the last former fatboy from Arkansas trying to be "cool" by liking music? I'll take "Stained Dresses" for $400, Alex.
According to Huckabee, most people think conservatives don't like music. Who on earth says conservatives don't like music -- other than liberals and Mike Huckabee? This desperate need to be liked by liberals has never led to anything but calamity.
Huckabee wants to get kids involved in music at an early age because he believes it leads to a more balanced and developed brain. You know, as we saw with the Jackson family. Maybe someone should tell him the Osmonds are voting for Romney.
He supports a nationwide smoking ban anyplace where people work, constitutional protection for sodomy, big government, higher taxes and government benefits for illegal aliens. According to my calculations, that puts him about three earmarks away from being Nancy Pelosi.
Liberals take a perverse pleasure in touting Huckabee because they know he will give them everything they want -- big government and a Christian they can roll.
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To your post #72, please, visualize a man leaping to his feet and applauding in appreciation for saying what I had been composing in my mind for some minutes. You did it for me, and I am sad to acknowledge that there are some very small people on this website. Ann Coulter is a treasure and tremendous asset to conservatism. Is she a God to me? No, merely a goddess.
>Ann better stand in better with the the good Lord than her miniskirted pictures would suggest.
Drink less coffee.
I don’t do that very often, but I was bored so answered the semi-literate ramblings of an obviously repressed personality.
Oh and the “merely a goddess” comment...LOL
I think the most telling part of the story is Flabby Mike’s alleged treatment for a very rare type of hernia just at the time of weight loss starting.
“Ann really needs to get some protein in her body. The lack of it is affecting her mind.”
Speaking from experience again, Dane?
What you said. Excellent.
By the way, I can’t wait until Ann skewers Romney - - that clown supplies almost as much ammo for jokes as the Huckster.
“Yes, but she often dresses like she is for fornication.”
And then you post the picture, what does that make you?
By the way, guys. I have met Mike Huckabee, shook his hand and bought one of his books from a few years ago. Good book, too. I thought he was a pretty good man. When I began to hear negative things about him when he was governor I chalked it up to the usual mudslinging of his Democrat enemies. Now that he’s running for a much more important position I have begun to see that he may have deviated from his beginnings. I cannot accept him as President of my country. He can’t justify his positions morally or politically (conservative wise, that is). However, for the sake of accuracy and fairness, it is not appropriate to compare him to BJ just because they both come from Hope, AR. I believe he is not thoroughly evil. I’m convinced that BJ is.
On November 7, 2007 while discussing school vouchers at an education forum, Governor Huckabee said he did support school vouchers.
“Huckabee fielded questions from a panel and audience of students, faculty, reporters and business leaders for the bulk of the afternoon forum. The questions touched on teacher testing, No Child Left Behind, college debt, teacher pay and school vouchers, among others.
He favors: Giving parents a choice of education for their children through school vouchers.”
I went to a couple of his concerts, and he has an awesome band!
They do a rendition of “Devil With The Red Blue Dress On" that rocks.
“And then you post the picture, what does that make you?”
It is called making a point. Or more directly to impeach a witnesses credibility - an old lawyer tactic which Ann would appreciate.
Ann Coulter has a fine mind....she doesn’t need to use sex to sell her books.
Lately, she has been acting a little unstrung. I don’t even think she supports Fred.
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