[Stoat]

They fall all over themselves to apologize and make amends after ONE COMPLAINT.

"sigh"

[Stoat]

Innovative Music Ping

[KarlInOhio]

Are there any Christmas carols for the obsessively humorless?

[MoMagic]

I thought it was pretty funny myself ...

[kevkrom]

They fall all over themselves to apologize and make amends after ONE COMPLAINT. "sigh"

They're freaking NUTS! ;)

[Greg F]

Hilarious.

[Dumb_Ox]

They deserve some flak. Mocking the disabled is pretty devilish. Imagine a carol for the deaf and blind: do you hear what I hear? Do you see what I see?

Rudolph the gimpy reindeer?

Health care workers can get pretty desensitized to what they deal with every day. This kind of humor should stay in the break room.

[Hegemony Cricket]

“They” think they’re being made fun of, but they’re really just being paranoid...

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

What, is she crazy?

[mtbopfuyn]

That’s hilarious!!!!

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Saw those before, pretty dern funny.

[Army Air Corps]

They are coming to take me away ha ha...

[mysterio]

I have dealt with a disorder my whole life, and I’m not offended. I think the song titles are pretty funny. People need to lighten up.

[linn37]

That is some funny stuff.

[SAMS]

this was around last year & I laughed my a$$ off!

[SAMS]

Well, if that makes them upset...this will really put thier panties in a wad:

Mental Health Hot line?

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot line…”

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”

[MovieMogul]

As somebody who has been using mental health services for a number of years, I find these song titles to be pretty funny.

That being said, my mother or ex-wife would also likely complain if they saw it. There's a difference between living with a mental illness and living with SOMEONE who has a mental illness. (Note the "ex" in "ex-wife".)

The way I read the article, it sounds like users of the mental health service were the ones that put this together, and not the social workers themselves. I think that makes all the difference in the world.

[Redleg Duke]

Why are we no longer allowed to laugh at ourselves and the human condition?

[aruanan]

The one for ADD is great.

[sportutegrl]

The actual words to Santa Clause is Coming to Town would make any kid paranoid. "He sees you when your sleeping." How creepy is that?

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL - some of those were pretty good!