Posted on 11/02/2007 1:36:53 AM PDT by eastern
Russian IT professionals have come out with an unusual device – a keyboard, suitable for girls with blonde hair, who are considered to be less smart than girls with other hair colours (by folklore).
The unique keyboard has got nonstandard symbols on its buttons, aimed at making their functions easier for understanding. For instance, the “Enter” button is called “The biggest button” or “Yes” button. The “Space” button carried the proud name of “The longest button”. Functional “F” buttons are called “useless” buttons, and “Esc” is marked with “No!”.
However, there exists no scientific explanation for the fact why blonde girls are considered to be intellectually challenged compared to girls with other hair colours.
Went to a local shop and the young, blonde cashier rung up my order wrong the third time when another cashier - a brunette “helped” her finally get it right and said “Must be the hair color”. The blonde said “No it’s not - it’s natural..” The brunette and I almost ROTF.
I promise! I promise! I’ll clean my room an’ everything!
Wouldn’t you rather have a BB gun or pocket knife?
That’s why you use cream cheese silly!
No! I want that! I promise I’ll feed it and take care of it everyday! I’ll clean up after it and take it for walks an’ show all my friends!
But, but the pocketknife has a built in magnifying glass and toothpick.
(funny how your tastes change as you get older, though not necessarily wiser).
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..Blond on the right: "..look, there's a finger in the middle of this one"
I though I heard her say, “this mirror makes my nose look funny!”
*LOL*
LOL)))))))))))
This should be the keyboard for liberals.
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That one comes with a scraper to get the white-out off of the screen.
Blonde jokes are as rude and racist as any other ethnic slur, but because it’s about white women, they think it’s OK.
Try making it a Black, Chinese, or Jewish keyboard and see how that plays.
Email joke for the day:
Subject: Blonde Cookbook
Tuesday:
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Thursday:
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday:
Tom’s did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Sunday:
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
Not guilty!
So they can have somewhere to rest their ankles.
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