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First Keyboard for Blonde Girls Created in Russia
Russia InfoCentre ^ | 1.11.2007

Posted on 11/02/2007 1:36:53 AM PDT by eastern

Russian IT professionals have come out with an unusual device – a keyboard, suitable for girls with blonde hair, who are considered to be less smart than girls with other hair colours (by folklore).

The unique keyboard has got nonstandard symbols on its buttons, aimed at making their functions easier for understanding. For instance, the “Enter” button is called “The biggest button” or “Yes” button. The “Space” button carried the proud name of “The longest button”. Functional “F” buttons are called “useless” buttons, and “Esc” is marked with “No!”.

However, there exists no scientific explanation for the fact why blonde girls are considered to be intellectually challenged compared to girls with other hair colours.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: blonde; keyboard; russia
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To: eastern

Went to a local shop and the young, blonde cashier rung up my order wrong the third time when another cashier - a brunette “helped” her finally get it right and said “Must be the hair color”. The blonde said “No it’s not - it’s natural..” The brunette and I almost ROTF.


21 posted on 11/02/2007 3:27:32 AM PDT by azhenfud (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: durasell

I promise! I promise! I’ll clean my room an’ everything!


22 posted on 11/02/2007 3:30:36 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: MARTIAL MONK

Wouldn’t you rather have a BB gun or pocket knife?


23 posted on 11/02/2007 3:31:52 AM PDT by durasell (!)
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To: Doogle

That’s why you use cream cheese silly!


24 posted on 11/02/2007 3:32:05 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: eastern
I always thought the 'DVD Rewinder' was a great gag gift


25 posted on 11/02/2007 3:36:39 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow ('Post Tenebras Lux '- It's not a breakfast cereal!)
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To: durasell

No! I want that! I promise I’ll feed it and take care of it everyday! I’ll clean up after it and take it for walks an’ show all my friends!


26 posted on 11/02/2007 3:36:56 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK
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To: MARTIAL MONK

But, but the pocketknife has a built in magnifying glass and toothpick.

(funny how your tastes change as you get older, though not necessarily wiser).


27 posted on 11/02/2007 3:39:31 AM PDT by durasell (!)
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To: dayglored
Holy Toledo! That's quite a set of brains she's got there.

Yet another Polish singer loaded with "brains".


Click image to launch Ewa Sonnet's music video "Nie zatrzymasz mnie".

28 posted on 11/02/2007 3:59:13 AM PDT by steelyourfaith
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To: Daffynition

..Blond on the right: "..look, there's a finger in the middle of this one"

29 posted on 11/02/2007 4:12:16 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

I though I heard her say, “this mirror makes my nose look funny!”


30 posted on 11/02/2007 4:47:45 AM PDT by Erasmus (My simplifying explanation had the disconcerting side effect of making the subject incomprehensible.)
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To: Doogle
Gimme s'more!


31 posted on 11/02/2007 4:54:37 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Erasmus

*LOL*


32 posted on 11/02/2007 4:55:45 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: ItsOurTimeNow

LOL)))))))))))


33 posted on 11/02/2007 5:46:48 AM PDT by eastern
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To: caver

This should be the keyboard for liberals.
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That one comes with a scraper to get the white-out off of the screen.


34 posted on 11/02/2007 5:54:04 AM PDT by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: eastern

Blonde jokes are as rude and racist as any other ethnic slur, but because it’s about white women, they think it’s OK.

Try making it a Black, Chinese, or Jewish keyboard and see how that plays.


35 posted on 11/02/2007 6:09:11 AM PDT by Santiago de la Vega (El hijo del Zorro)
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To: azhenfud

Email joke for the day:

Subject: Blonde Cookbook


Monday:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper

Tuesday:
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:
Tom’s did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.


36 posted on 11/02/2007 6:17:19 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (I've been too busy for FR this weekend, because I did the things I refuse to let the invaders do.)
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To: eastern
Racist and sexist - - please report these guys to the University of Delaware. They need to be re-educated.
37 posted on 11/02/2007 6:18:39 AM PDT by Beckwith (dhimmicrats and the liberal media have .chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
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To: tcostell
Not only is she blonde, but she's also Polish.

Not guilty!

38 posted on 11/02/2007 6:20:59 AM PDT by SergeiRachmaninov
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To: eastern
Why do blonde women wear hooped earrings?

So they can have somewhere to rest their ankles.

39 posted on 11/02/2007 6:22:29 AM PDT by JackDanielsOldNo7 (On guard until the seal is broken)
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To: steelyourfaith

40 posted on 11/02/2007 8:44:00 AM PDT by Beowulf
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