Posted on 10/22/2007 1:38:01 PM PDT by shbox
Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.
So the joke would read after the martial arts star announced his endorsement Sunday for the former Arkansas governor.
"Though (Rudy) Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, (John) McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and (Mitt) Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee," Chuck Norris wrote in a commentary posted on WorldNetDaily.com.
Click here to read Chuck Norris’ commentary.
Norris listed Huckabee’s upbringing, family values and the fact that he’s an avid outdoorsman as reasons for backing.
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Good for Chuck!
Good for Chuck.
I’ll bet Jack Bauer endorses a real warrior, Duncan Hunter!
That’s definitely Huckabee’s weakest point.
And this is supposed to matter to someone because...???
Yep, Chuck Norris would never hang chad, he’d punch him out.
Huckabee is about as limp as Norris’ acting career.
A deal breaker for me!
Chuck Norris seems to be making the fatal flaw of seeing absolute truth in Huckabee’s official campaign planks, while neglecting or hand-waving away Huckabee’s prior (and current) contrary policies, actions, and words.
For example, in his article, Norris highlights that Huckabee’s “first priority” is to stop illegal immigration. Indeed, that is the current campaign tune - but just a few short months ago, Huckabee was calling those of us against the Bush-Kennedy shamnesty a bunch of racists (and worse). Likewise on taxation - which candidate called the Club for Growth the “Club for Greed”? Huckster the Tax-Raiser. Likewise with the imagery of the constitution: would any of the founders of America endorse any of the nanny-state nonsense being endorsed (the state level is one thing - this is at the federal level!) by Huckabee?
I don’t know Mr Norris personally, but I am surprised, based on the little I do know, that he would fall so deeply for a case of “all sizzle and no steak”.
I wonder (not saying you do this), but I wonder how many of you that say that about Huckabee are Romney supporters- that bears thinking about..
“I wonder (not saying you do this), but I wonder how many of you that say that about Huckabee are Romney supporters- that bears thinking about”
I don’t know, . I supported Hunter, but he is toast, so I’m for Thompson/Hunter, if that helps.
Romney/Huckabee are flip floppers!
Chuck Norris’s vote cancels out the vote of 10,000 people.
And that’s when he skips an election!
LOL, I was waiting for a good CN joke, that’ll do!
LOL.
No 'hangin' chad'.
Just dead ones.
Huckabee would be a poor choice against Hillary.
Chuck is unfortunately misinformed. I know saying so will lead to my being turned into a human pretzel by a single flick of Chuck’s pinky, but it is true. The Huckster’s beliefs on illegal aliens puts him squarely in the Elliot Spitzer Wing of the GOP, which clearly unacceptable to conservatives. I can guarantee that Mr Norris is totally unaware of the Huckster’s disgraceful positions and utterances vis-a-vis illegals.
Chuck Norris is a fine Christian man who runs a ministry with his wife. It would be natural for him to do that.
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