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To: bruinbirdman

So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election....


4 posted on 09/22/2007 8:57:29 PM PDT by swatbuznik
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To: swatbuznik
"So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election...."

Those universes aren't parallel to ours. They skew off at obtuse angles.

7 posted on 09/22/2007 9:02:11 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: swatbuznik

>>So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election....<<

And Brazil finally accepted the Fuehrer’s “invitation” to join the Großdeutsches Reich in 2002.


14 posted on 09/22/2007 9:07:11 PM PDT by Shion (Hunter 2008! www.gohunter08.com)
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If Al Gore won 2000. He’d win 2004, J. Kerry wouldn’t have won any thing in ‘0 nor be recognized. Heck he wouldn’t have even bin a contender. George Allen would have taken 2k4by storm.

If I’m gonna write re history.


19 posted on 09/22/2007 9:09:53 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Paul/Keyes '08)
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To: swatbuznik
So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election....

Possibly, there's an infinite number of them so that makes it more likely. It's even possible in one parallel universe John F. Kerry signed is DD 180! How shocking is that!

In others, Pauly Shore has talent! But never gets any movies made in spite of it.

20 posted on 09/22/2007 9:10:20 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (He burns at the center of time and he sees the turn of the Universe.)
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To: swatbuznik
So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election....

Yes. It's call the EVIL parallel universe.

32 posted on 09/22/2007 9:31:10 PM PDT by LdSentinal
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In a parellel universe...Al Gore wins the election. We still have 9-11 but only go to war with Afghanistan. We boldly win and thats it. Saddam? Still in charge and facing a nuclear Iran....so he has no choice but to develop nuclear weapons. GW? Well...he went back to the Texas Rangers and got back into baseball management. Hillary...went off to be a senator but really couldn’t get much going....so she was happy to just be a senator. Bill? Got divorced and married Monica. IRS started a program under President Al to allow you to donate tax refunds to carbon credits. Senator Craig? By the midst of Al’s second term...Craig announces that he’s gay and happy...and a Democrat.


60 posted on 09/22/2007 11:34:30 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: swatbuznik
"So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election....

What the article says (I think) is that it's a mathematical certainty that in some parallel universe you won the election.

89 posted on 09/23/2007 7:07:27 AM PDT by PUGACHEV
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To: swatbuznik
So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election....

That universe actually exists on Democratic Underground....

138 posted on 09/23/2007 1:56:36 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I'm a liberal's worst nightmare: a redneck with a pickup, a library card, and a conceal carry permit)
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To: swatbuznik
So, in a parallel universe Al Gore won the election, John Kerry won the election....

And perhaps in another one Bill Clinton was never elected and Hillary is in prison. Which, come to think of it, would be my kind of universe ...

158 posted on 09/23/2007 5:38:33 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Nobody sees me leave.)
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