Posted on 06/27/2007 8:26:40 AM PDT by firehat
GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON
AMERICA’S LAMEST DUCK ©
by Norman Liebmann
Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.
Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.
Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)
George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.
DISORDER FROM OVER THE BORDER
In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.
It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.
There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.
Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.
Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.
From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.
The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.
Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.
Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.
Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.
Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.
It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.
We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.
and this …
Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]
George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.
It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.
Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.
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(Don't bother citing asylum, lottery visas, abused spouses or others that clearly can not be applied here. I'm looking for reality.)
I never thought I would see it like this here.
Maybe it’s because you never thought you would see Bush, like this???
So it's the toilet cleaners fault and not the teacher unions or trial lawyers fault.
A question, which would solve the health and education mess better, getting rid of people who are greatful to do menial jobs, or those who sponge off the system such as teacher unions and trial lawyers.
And BTW, there is an ethnic component to this, since the teacher unions and trial lawyers are what I would consider your preferred skin hue, while the immigrants are not.
I identify wholeheartedly with your post. Although I would include crazy spending in there too, and pushing Israel to make concessions for nothing in return. I was a real fan during his first administration, but wow, am I confused and cranky now, esp. over this immigration bill and Washington’s total disregard for the will of the people.
Thankful for the SCOTUS appts though, and the tax cuts. Such a mixed bag! :)
This is a very humorous article and, some of it could be proven truthful.
Enjoyed, thanks!!!
Reconstruction? Its a Restoration. What is a lie there?
“Bush never cracked down on the border and it was never a major campaign argument for him.
It was not part of his agenda.”
Uhh. You get elected President of the United States and millions of illegal aliens are pouring across your border, aided and abetted by a neighboring nation during a war against international terrorists and its not your business?
I agree the problem has been going on for some time and didn’t start with Bush, but it was EXACCERBATED by Bush and increased in intensity during his administration and despite the fact that this problem was brought to the fore by the media AND his base, he ignored it. More than ignoring it, he actively encouraged it.
“It is the border bots who are being disingenuous. Why did you not kick him out in 2004?”
With who? That idiot Kerry???
“Did Bush really change his stripes in 2004 or did border bots just decide to fly into the convenient rage of the time?”
Border bots?? How about just plain enraged Americans. It was only after 2004 that the extent of Bush’s damage on this front became apparent. It was only recently that his treachery and arrogance on Amnesty and his rent-a-slave program became manifest.
“Conservatism is on the rise so Buchannanites after 2004 decided it was time to return to their failed policies of the 1990s. The reactionary nativists of the 1990s fought NAFTA tooth and nail and lost. Now they want their payback.”
I’m not a atavist. I LIKE “immigrants”. Immigrants are good for America. But “immigrants” are NOT border sneaks, line jumpers, illegal invaders and illegal aliens. Legally naturalized Americans and legal resident aliens have just as much anger at this President and his policies as I do. Talk to some of them. NAFTA apparently FAILED.
If it worked, these Mexicans wouldn;t be pouring into America looking for jobs. Thanks to NAFTA, our good “friends” and trading “partners” the Red Chinese, will soon be importing cars into America - from Mexico.
“Now we have to read extended reasons why Ron Paul is a good candidate when he is in fact an idiot.”
I don’t agree with Paul on foreign policy. I’m not an isolationist. Unfortunately, isolationism is not possible in the modern world. But that doesn’t mean we have to surrender our borders, our language, our culture and our national identity so a bunch of globalist internationalists can make a bigger profit at the expense and safety of American citizens.
Stop making sense or the President Bush haters are going to get outraged. Course they walk around in a constant state of outrage anyway.
They think all of America is worried that Paco working in the carwash is destroying the Country. The rest of America could care less.
Pray for W and Our Troops
...and I suppose something has to be done about that too, right? ;)
Do you also share John Edward's wife's opinions about what should be done about Ann Coulter?
Sure do!
Sadly, true. With all of Bush's amnesty obsession, his priority does not appear to be the war against terrorism. Meanwhile, we have our sons and daughters fighting a war Bush seems no longer interested in. Bush's legacy may well be the thousands of broken and lost lives of America's best while allowing the country they're fighting for to be invaded by foreigners. Bush morality = $$$$$$ and nothing more. The enemy from within.
Since you believe that GWB is diabolical do you also believe that he is a moron? And if you do, would you have any further suggestions to make this board even more like DU?
Dang...all of the lovely warm responses just furthers the point!
Wow. You'd think that this was DU.
What attacks are you referring to spcifically?
I'll take that as "Yes." Thanks.
There's simply no reason the border and immigration enforcement should not have occurred aside from lack of desire, which is disheartening particularly after 9/11. This lax enforcement includes those who overstayed or fraudulently obtained visas, not simply border crossers from the south.
That a Republican president would willfully push for unnecessary immigration reform (as opposed to simple enforcement of existing law) makes it even worse, particularly when one considers the astonishing number of illegal foreign nationals who will be granted amnesty, let alone the social and economic consequences of such policy.
Sorry, ignore the Freepmail, I hit the wrong button. I fully intended this to be a PUBLIC admonition...
You’re assumption of prejudice and bigotry is really something, Dane. MY OWN SISTER IS HALF-MEXICAN, you imbecile! I LOVE MY SISTER, no matter her “skin hue”, thank you very much. And, I have many friends back in Denver who are of a “Different Hue” than my own — not only of Hispanic/Latino origin, but Vietnamese, Black, you name it...
You can take your race-baiting accusations and shove it where the sun don’t shine... And if I sound angry with you, you bet I am. I am the LAST person you should accuse of bigotry and racism... I would say more, but it would get me banned...
It's quite necessary. The existing legal standards have nothing to do with current reality and hurt America's economy.
I do believe you owe DU an apology. They’re hatred for the President doesn’t come close to the level of FR.
Pray for W and Our Troops
If you bothered to read my earlier posts on this thread, you would know I said he was anything but a moron. He is actually very smart. But, you would have to do the work to see what I meant.
I doubt you will.
The underlying problem that no one is talking about is the fact that Social Security is broke. Bush tried to fix it and was shut down. Now this country has to have a steady stream of immigrants to float the Ponzi schem because we have aborted almost 40 million babies since Roe v. Wade.
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