Okay, how long till the first post to realize this is a joke.
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
Je$$e Jack$on and Al $harpton led the way.
2 posted on
06/26/2007 6:42:57 AM PDT by
TommyDale
(Rudy Giuliani’s candidacy is fading faster than an abortionist’s conscience.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Isn’t that what Bill clinton calls his Harlem babes?
3 posted on
06/26/2007 6:44:36 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I thought they were referring to “hole” as the word leading to the renaming. But, yeah, it’s a joke.
4 posted on
06/26/2007 6:44:55 AM PDT by
aruanan
To: Ultra Sonic 007
white dwarfs have also been renamed as:
pigment-deficient vertically-challenged
6 posted on
06/26/2007 6:45:45 AM PDT by
Enduring Freedom
(jorge bush is the first mexican president)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Ya got me! The sad thing is that these headlines, at first reading, are actually plausible.
7 posted on
06/26/2007 6:45:45 AM PDT by
n230099
("A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Huntress
Now we just need someone to start the NAACH: National Association for the Advancement of Colored Holes.
...man, that sounds weird.
8 posted on
06/26/2007 6:48:12 AM PDT by
Ultra Sonic 007
(Why vote for Duncan Hunter in 2008? Look at my profile.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole, black hole....
9 posted on
06/26/2007 6:48:20 AM PDT by
Clara Lou
(Fred Thompson, '08)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
went right over my head....
11 posted on
06/26/2007 6:49:36 AM PDT by
Clara Lou
(Fred Thompson, '08)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I thought black holes have already been renamed to “Hillary’s Heart” or “Al Gore’s Brain”
12 posted on
06/26/2007 6:51:22 AM PDT by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I thought that place was in Calcutta?
14 posted on
06/26/2007 6:56:02 AM PDT by
RexBeach
To: Ultra Sonic 007
I don’t get it. How could one confuse a collapsed star with an obnoxius person of color?
15 posted on
06/26/2007 6:56:36 AM PDT by
Clioman
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Black Holes Renamed 'Super High Gravity Locations'
Why would anybody want to do that?!?
Just about everyone would agree that black holes are attractive.
17 posted on
06/26/2007 7:04:00 AM PDT by
adorno
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Hey no “baiting the field” via headline enhancement! :-)
18 posted on
06/26/2007 7:04:07 AM PDT by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
“Oh WOW, Man!! Is that Diana Ross??”....
19 posted on
06/26/2007 7:05:07 AM PDT by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts...)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
About time the term was changed; it’s blatantly unfair to my butt.
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Damn... ya got me.
It is absolutely plausible that the PC crowd would do something like this.
21 posted on
06/26/2007 7:05:24 AM PDT by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Space, the final frontier...
23 posted on
06/26/2007 7:06:58 AM PDT by
mathprof
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Well at least they weren’t called “nappy-headed black holes.”
24 posted on
06/26/2007 7:09:50 AM PDT by
Humvee
(Beliefs are more powerful than facts - Paulus Atreides)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Okay, how long till the first post to realize this is a joke. ROTFL! I tip my hat to you, sir!
Super high gravity locations are the remnants of giant stars that collapse into a substance so dense that it has a gravitational pull that consumes all matter that comes near it. "They're the bad boys of the cosmos." says Nokidi Imsure, Professor of Astronomic Anthropology at Howyflyl University. "You would definitely want to cross the street if you saw one coming."
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Almost got me but I caught on about half way through. “Coucil on Nomenclatures” was an early tip-off though. Ha!
26 posted on
06/26/2007 7:27:46 AM PDT by
subterfuge
(Today, Tolerance =greatest virtue;Hypocrisy=worst character defect; Discrimination =worst atrocity)
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