What's YOUR Religion?

Belief-O-Matic™ ^ | unknown | Belief-O-Matic™

[Fawn]

This is interesting.

WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU

[MeanWestTexan]

Yeah, I got 98% Orthodox Judaism and 98% Orthodox Quaker.

I don’t know a thing about Quakers, except they make oatmeal.

[Slings and Arrows]

I belong to an Indian religion that believe in asceticism and anonymity.

In other words, I'm a Jain Doe.

[Bigun]

Here are my results

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (96%)
3. Jehovah's Witness (95%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (83%)
5. Roman Catholic (83%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (79%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
8. Islam (68%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (67%)
10. Seventh Day Adventist (67%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (58%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
13. Hinduism (55%)
14. Sikhism (52%)
15. Reform Judaism (43%)
16. Jainism (42%)
17. Liberal Quakers (39%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
19. New Thought (35%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (34%)
21. Unitarian Universalism (29%)
22. Scientology (28%)
23. Neo-Pagan (24%)
24. Nontheist (21%)
25. New Age (17%)
26. Secular Humanism (9%)
27. Taoism (7%)

Now tell me where I attend Church

[Tamar1973]

What is an “orthodox quaker” ?! Do they dress like the guy on the cereal box and the “liberal quaker” wears modern clothes?!

[Jaded]

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (84%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (77%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (73%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (62%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (59%)
8. Islam (54%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)
10. Jehovah’s Witness (49%)
11. Hinduism (48%)
12. Sikhism (47%)
13. Bahá’í Faith (39%)
14. Liberal Quakers (35%)
15. Reform Judaism (33%)
16. Jainism (26%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (25%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (18%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (17%)
21. Neo-Pagan (16%)
22. Scientology (15%)
23. Nontheist (15%)
24. New Thought (11%)
25. Secular Humanism (10%)
26. New Age (9%)
27. Taoism (8%)

Well that was fun.

[MeanWestTexan]

“What is an “orthodox quaker”?”

I don’t know, but apparently an Orthodox Quaker is what happens when a sometimes/former Modern Orthodox Jew (me) marries a goy (Mrs. MWT).

[free_life]

Jesus says I am 100% His.

Don't need no goofy poll to know anything else.

[Ancesthntr]

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (97%)
3. Bahá’í Faith (85%)
4. Sikhism (82%)
5. Reform Judaism (79%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (70%)
7. Jainism (69%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (64%)
9. Hinduism (63%)
10. Eastern Orthodox (62%)
11. Roman Catholic (62%)
12. Liberal Quakers (59%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (58%)
14. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
15. Seventh Day Adventist (56%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
17. Scientology (50%)
18. Neo-Pagan (50%)
19. Unitarian Universalism (48%)
20. Jehovah’s Witness (48%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)
22. Theravada Buddhism (45%)
23. New Thought (42%)
24. New Age (38%)
25. Nontheist (23%)
26. Secular Humanism (20%)
27. Taoism (19%)

Geez, 97% of Islam agrees with me...I guess the missing 3% is where you cut of other people’s heads, blow yourself up and stone teenage girls who date people from a different sect within your own religion.

[Whitebread]

I’m 100% Unitarian Universalism - WTF is that?

[MeanWestTexan]

I just barely changed my answers and went from Orthodox Quaker and Orthodox Judaism to this:

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Sikhism (91%)
3. Islam (88%)
4. Reform Judaism (83%)
5. Bahá’í Faith (76%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (64%)
7. Jehovah’s Witness (56%)
8. Hinduism (56%)
9. Jainism (55%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (54%)
11. Eastern Orthodox (54%)
12. Roman Catholic (54%)
13. Liberal Quakers (50%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
15. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (47%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
17. Neo-Pagan (43%)
18. Seventh Day Adventist (41%)
19. Unitarian Universalism (40%)
20. New Thought (38%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (35%)
22. Scientology (34%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
24. New Age (30%)
25. Nontheist (16%)
26. Taoism (13%)
27. Secular Humanism (12%)

Not sure I put much “faith” in this deal.

[MeanWestTexan]

Whatever you want.

[Xenalyte]

Apparently, I’m either a Mormon or an orthodox Jew.

Although Baha’i is a real close third.

[Slings and Arrows]

It could be expensive to go with Orthodox Jew: You’ll need two swords for your Xena costume. (One for meat, one for dairy.)

[Xenalyte]

I think the katana/wakizashi set would fit the bill nicely.

[gitmo]

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (92%)
3. Roman Catholic (92%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (84%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (78%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (70%)
7. Jehovah’s Witness (62%)
8. Hinduism (61%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (59%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
11. Islam (51%)
12. Sikhism (36%)
13. Bahá’í Faith (31%)
14. Jainism (31%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
16. Liberal Quakers (25%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (25%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (24%)
19. Unitarian Universalism (22%)
20. Reform Judaism (21%)
21. Scientology (21%)
22. Neo-Pagan (18%)
23. New Thought (15%)
24. Nontheist (13%)
25. New Age (10%)
26. Secular Humanism (6%)
27. Taoism (4%)

[Tijeras_Slim]

My Pirate Name is... oh nevermind...

[MeanWestTexan]

On the bright side, you’d get to wear a wig once married.

[AnAmericanMother]

Don't worry; it doesn't matter.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mormon with a Unitarian-Universalist?

A: Somebody who knocks on your door but doesn't know why.

[Slings and Arrows]

Good choice. Watch out for treyf.