Posted on 04/23/2007 8:49:06 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
Try a Harpoon IPA and talk to me about hops!
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
I’ll be back atcha!
6 postcard of local interest with stamps
1 bar of soap
Glad to see someone on that crew is literate.
However, if they’re sharing one bar or soap between them, I say, please increase to amount of toilet paper supplied.
If there are 30 crew members, and each has two healthy bowel movements a day, that means 60 squares of toilet paper are needed per day.
A twelve pack of Charmin Ultra, with 200 sheets per roll, equals 2400 sheets, and costs 9.99 at DrugStore.com. This should last Cheryl and her crew 40 days, if I’ve done my math correctly. If Rosie shows up, add 800 sheets per day of usage for her.
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That’s priceless!
She wipes with her hand and then..
Crow is a woman, talking to women, in their frame of reference.
She is not discussing men or going #2. She's talking going #1. Women, having smaller blathers among other things, go #1 much more often than men. Ever notice to lines at Ladies versus Men's rooms? Unlike men, most of them, have to pat 'it' dry each time they go, with a wad of squares. Folding one square in half, sounds reasonable to me, and would save tons of tissue.
Crow stumbled onto something here.
I heard on fox news Crow said it was a joke...
a joke? Is she, or is she not, the spokesperson for Global Warmining? NOT FUNNY SHERYL ...How do you expect anyone to take your cause seriously. YOU REALLY BLEW IT>
NEXT>
Yeah, stumbled is a good word for it.
Funny....... All I want to do
Is wipe my bum
I’m sure, I’m not the only one!
Most women I know have much larger blathers than men.
LOL! What goes around, comes around!!
I watched the CEO of Philips corporation that makes lightbulbs this morning on a business show. He was talking about the company’s support of the Sheryl Crow tour and they are pressing for legislation to make compact flourescent bulbs mandatory in something like 2016. The interviewer asked him if the company makes a bigger margin on the compact flourescent and he replies that the margin isn’t the issue its saving the environment. I am sick of these people. Using this government/ngo/business complex to force crap on us. What a bunch of filthy liars.
Too bad the morons, a.k.a. DUmmies, Marxist, hippies and other sorts of misguided useful idiots do not realize it.
Of course power mad politicians all make out like bandits.
I wonder if any of these DU folks even get it. You know if there were one area that we could find some agreement with them it might be fighting the big corporations being in bed with big government. Just a dream.
Not a chance. “If it feels good do it” is their motto. The orgasms over big government programs have too much of an effect on their reasoning skills.
That shouldn't be too hard to comply with...since I suspect I've eaten them all myself :)
At the VERY least. You can get a dispenser and a big jug of soap to refill it at Costco.
Crow stumbled onto something here.
Unless you've got the hardware, don't write the instruction manual.
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