I love W.C. Fields!!
I do too L0L and groucho!
Hookalasha Mishabob.
Some of his best -
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.