[Dustoff45]

Some of his best -

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Fields is a national treasure : )