"Waitress! Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes!"
"Waitress! Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes!"
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Our Flag Flying Proudly One Nation Under God
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Lord, Please Bless Our Troops, They're fighting for our Freedom.
Prayers going up.
You’ll shoot your eye out.
It’s not a movie line, but it is a television line that I’m wishing Blair had used on Iran these past few days:
“I’m coming to get my men.”
-Admiral Adama to Admiral Cain “Battlestar Galactica Season 2.5”
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry, sir! I’m doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major A—hole: I did, sir. He’s my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an a—hole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. A—hole, Major A—hole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an a—hole too, sir. Gunner’s Mate First Class Philip A—hole!
Dark Helmet: How many a—holes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by a—holes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, a—holes!
"Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him."
"What is that, Holliday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky."
"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
Wyatt Earp: I did my duty, now I'd like to get on with my life. I'm going to Tombstone.
Crawley Dake: Ah, I see. To strike it rich. Well, all right, that's fine. Tell you one thing, though... I never saw a rich man who didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.
Wyatt Earp: Already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too. Good day, now.
Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of himself. And he can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he want?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
...and many more
"I'll tell you later..."
Do you feel lucky?
Can he ask IRAN that one?
FROM CASABLANCA:(Probably the movie with the greatest number of memorable quotes ever filmed - as in:)
Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
Ilsa: Play it again Sam
Rick: Here’s looking at you kid.
Rick: Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Capt. Renaud: Round up the usual suspects.
—Charlton Heston
Planet of the Apes
“Yippee kai ay, mother f***er!”
—Bruce Willis
Die Hard
“I love hit men. No matter what you do to them, you don’t feel bad.”
—Mickey Rourke (Marv)
Sin City
I got 2
In Harms Way
“We’ve got ourselves another war...a gut-busting, mother-loving Navy war!”
Mr. Roberts
“Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard! Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight?” OK maybe not your favorite, but I can’t count how many times we used that line in the Navy.
Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma’am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Way over 100 posts and nothing from "The Wizard of Oz"!
Repoman
- - "Bear Claw" Chris Lapp in "Jeremiah Johnson"
Repoman
Sed-a-give? (Young Frankenstein)
I'm hysterical! I'm hysterical .... I'm hysterical and I'm wet! (The Producers)
Candygram for Mongo. (Blazing Saddles)