[nhoward14]

Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry, sir! I’m doing my best!

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major A—hole: I did, sir. He’s my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He’s an a—hole, sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. A—hole, Major A—hole!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He’s an a—hole too, sir. Gunner’s Mate First Class Philip A—hole!

Dark Helmet: How many a—holes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by a—holes!

[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, a—holes!

[Tanniker Smith]

If you're going to go with Mel Brooks, how about:

"Wow! What knockers!"

[Radix]

The Dark Helmet quotes are pretty funny.

The beauty of Space Balls was that it came out 10 or so years after what it was spoofing. It was just so ridiculous even from its inception.

[fatima]

I gotta know the name of this movie:)Please Tell.