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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
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KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Eh... her first. I’m good for a few more miles yet... ;-)
361
posted on
04/02/2007 2:31:53 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
Just an afternoon off, not a dirt nap!
362
posted on
04/02/2007 2:36:25 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
To: Tax-chick
I was thinking in the “cross country drive” type scenario...
363
posted on
04/02/2007 2:50:44 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
Eh... her first. I’m good for a few more miles yet... ;-)It sounds as if you're trying to say I'm a lot older than you....*snotr*
364
posted on
04/02/2007 3:09:55 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Tax-chick
No rest for the wicked, and the good don’t need any...I have a patio full of boxes full of “stuff.” Since I’m the only one here, I have the honor of emptying those boxes and trying to clean up the patio.
*sigh*
Tomorrow, I’m going to buy some tubs and see how many of those boxes I can empty. I need to get everything either in here, or in tubs so I can cover them with the tarp for the duration.
With luck, I’ll be able to sleep in tomorrow...at least until 5:30...;o]
365
posted on
04/02/2007 3:22:14 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
With luck, I’ll be able to sleep in tomorrow...at least until 5:30...;o] You slug-a-bed! :)
(Hi Face!)
366
posted on
04/02/2007 3:39:27 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Mobile phones kill more people than exploding cupboards, ironing boards and Godzilla.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Hiya!
How are things in MI? I bet you didn’t even notice the cold this winter, did you?...;o]
367
posted on
04/02/2007 4:04:21 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick
I’m back.
What needs doing, other than setting some rodent traps?
368
posted on
04/02/2007 4:40:01 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: NicknamedBob
Here...hang this on that wall over there, will you? I think that’s the perfect spot for it. Or maybe it would look better on this smaller wall? Wait. Maybe opposite the mirror?
369
posted on
04/02/2007 4:44:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: NicknamedBob
Could you give Wednesday her pill?
370
posted on
04/02/2007 4:47:51 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
To: John Robinson
371
posted on
04/02/2007 4:48:42 PM PDT
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: Tax-chick
"Could you give Wednesday her pill?" Two weeks preparation time, four weeks recovery ...
Is that okay with you?
372
posted on
04/02/2007 4:56:08 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: Monkey Face
Who was your slave this time last year?
When I ask my wife that question, she says, “You were.”
373
posted on
04/02/2007 5:03:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: NicknamedBob
I don’t have slaves. I have completely satisfied...er...friends.
374
posted on
04/02/2007 5:09:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
"I have completely satisfied...er...friends." See? I told you the beer would work. Moving is easy.
Now all you have to do is figure out how to get the truck out of the garage, since they put it in there sideways.
375
posted on
04/02/2007 5:17:12 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: NicknamedBob
I’M not gonna move that truck! Whoever put it in there can do it. I might just drive it right through the wall...
376
posted on
04/02/2007 5:19:35 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
377
posted on
04/02/2007 5:24:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Laura Earl
You are cordially invited to be the Official Representative from Conspiracystan.
You will be given esteemed offices in the valued Tower Facility of the Undead Thread Flying Castle, where you may look out upon the teeming minions and deliciously while away your hours plotting mischief like the rest of us.
The present occupants will be unceremoniously booted out, and perhaps made into galley slaves in the kitchen.
378
posted on
04/02/2007 5:30:43 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: Monkey Face; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
Maybe you should borrow Tulip’s truck....
379
posted on
04/02/2007 5:40:48 PM PDT
by
rottndog
(Happy April Fools Day! (How is April these days....?))
To: rottndog; tuliptree76; sionnsar; Monkey Face
"Maybe you should borrow Tulip’s truck.... "We've gotta do some modifications to it.
It's amazing how slow that thing is off the starting line.
380
posted on
04/02/2007 5:44:29 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
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