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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Free Republic; US: California
KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: rottndog; Dead Corpse
I have a simple rule: Never feed penguins before or after midnight. It's great for the pocketbook.
Out of here for the night...
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posted on
04/01/2007 8:25:13 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
342
posted on
04/01/2007 8:26:04 PM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
To: rottndog
Wednesday is here complaining about being out of food. Vet opens at 0800.
343
posted on
04/02/2007 4:23:16 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
To: sionnsar
344
posted on
04/02/2007 5:57:27 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Tax-chick
Wednesday is here complaining about being out of food. Vet opens at 0800. Monday is here complaining of work and no breakfast.
345
posted on
04/02/2007 8:19:43 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Dead Corpse
346
posted on
04/02/2007 8:20:01 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(?trad-anglican.faithweb.com?|Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
Cool....But 'Face better be careful...
She has a couple of their descendants in a cage...
347
posted on
04/02/2007 8:28:49 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(Mexico can go to Hell (Well actually, it already is--Ask the millions who have fled from there).)
To: Tax-chick
348
posted on
04/02/2007 8:29:37 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(Mexico can go to Hell (Well actually, it already is--Ask the millions who have fled from there).)
To: rottndog; Monkey Face
Urinary tract infection. Pills twice a day for ten days - oh boy! - but the symptoms should improve fairly quickly. She'll have to stay in the garage for a while, anyway, but it's newly cleaned, and not too hot.
349
posted on
04/02/2007 9:12:42 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
To: Tax-chick
Good News. Anything in the garage she can destroy out of boredom?
350
posted on
04/02/2007 9:19:22 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(While reading this tag, remember Tens of Thousands of Americans are risking their lives for you.)
To: rottndog
We had a cat once that had a fetish for peeing on plastic. Plastic tarps, Plastic bags, nylon umbrellas...
He's our "outside" cat now...
351
posted on
04/02/2007 9:58:57 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Tax-chick
I suspect she's not going to like being in Coventry, without the reassuring hum of the tower and the clicking of the modem. But she may enjoy the quiet.
At least it's not her kidneys! And I bet it's a relief for you to know, too.
352
posted on
04/02/2007 10:02:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: Monkey Face
Thanks for the laugh; Dave Berry's a gas.
353
posted on
04/02/2007 11:45:49 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(Total domination over all kingdoms under heaven will be given to the saints of YHVH. -- Daniel 7:27)
To: Dead Corpse
This kitty?
354
posted on
04/02/2007 11:50:25 AM PDT
by
rottndog
(WOOF!!!)
To: rottndog
355
posted on
04/02/2007 12:05:43 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
To: rottndog
356
posted on
04/02/2007 12:45:07 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
Drive-by place marker!
(I'm unpacking and my leg hurts...)
357
posted on
04/02/2007 1:39:53 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
To: sionnsar
No, it is accurate. It's just funny to actually see what it looks like. I don't see all that's going on while in the driver's seat. :-)
To: Monkey Face
Bad weather today. Both knees, left hand, and my right shoulder are killing me. I should probably pop some motrin, but I'm fairly apathetic to the sensation at this point...
359
posted on
04/02/2007 2:19:56 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
It sounds like you both need some rest!
360
posted on
04/02/2007 2:25:57 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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