I’m outta here...
You are cordially invited to be the Official Representative from Conspiracystan.
You will be given esteemed offices in the valued Tower Facility of the Undead Thread Flying Castle, where you may look out upon the teeming minions and deliciously while away your hours plotting mischief like the rest of us.
The present occupants will be unceremoniously booted out, and perhaps made into galley slaves in the kitchen.