Posted on 03/03/2007 5:21:12 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
HOLLYWOOD'S wealthy liberals can now avoid any guilt they might feel for consuming so much non-renewable fossil fuel... This year's Oscar goodie bag contained gift certificates representing 100,000 pounds of greenhouse gas reductions... It reminds us of the era when rich Catholics paid the church for "dispensations" that would shorten their terms in Purgatory.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Ever wonder how many oxygen providing trees it takes to produce one carbon credit certificate?
Ping to a thread with a fair amount of humour.
Dear Colorado Doug,
Thank you so very much for your generous offer. To make things quicker and easier, I will be sending a money order for $10,000. Please send the excess back to me as soon as possible. (etc.) :-)
Dear Colorado Doug, Thank you so very much for your generous offer. To make things quicker and easier, I will be sending a money order for $10,000. Please send the excess back to me as soon as possible. (etc.) :-)
Dear Mr. Jiggy Boy:
Thank you for being one of the first to respond. Yes, of course, you can count on us, however, since you have been a blight on the planet and are obviously consumed with self loathing and guilt, you are eligible, for a limited time, extra credits for even your PAST abuse of Mother Gia and even your forefathers (who were probably slave owners) abuses. Please send an additional $100,000 and feel good, really, really good about yourself. There could even be an Oscar in it for you. Now, write that check and sleep well tonight.
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Warm (but not TOO warm as in a globally warm sense) regards)
Al Gore, Sales Specialist
You are just killing me with this story. Just killing me. :-)
ROFLMAO!
"It's interesting that leftists support a scheme which lets the wealthy to skate all responsibilty by buying what are essentially indulgences..."
Some Pigs are more equal than other Pigs."-George Orwell, Animal Farm
It's COLD outside tonight, so I went to the homeless shelter and bought Power-Of-Attorney for all of the homeless people's UNUSED CARBON Allowances!!
I'll be FILTHY RICH!!!!
"THE COMPANY THAT SELLS THESE CARBON CREDITS WAS FOUNDED BY AL GORE, WHO IS ALSO THE CHAIRMAN AND CEO!!!!"
The great P.T. Barnum is laughing hilariously from the grave....
so right you are!
It's your own fault then.
I have an endless supply of insensitive comments ;-)
One indulgence insensitive comment credit ain't gonna do it.
Insensitive comments credits are "you can't even find them on eBay" rare. However today is your lucky day!!! As chief administrator of the Don Rickles Fund I have just what you are looking for. email me for prices and packages at fondofthegroundanncoulterwalkson@insensitive.com
"It's your own fault then. I have an endless supply of insensitive comments."
DOH!
ok, that's a cool website name.
Payable to al gores company.
LOL
Too much.
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