Dear Colorado Doug,
Thank you so very much for your generous offer. To make things quicker and easier, I will be sending a money order for $10,000. Please send the excess back to me as soon as possible. (etc.) :-)
Dear Colorado Doug, Thank you so very much for your generous offer. To make things quicker and easier, I will be sending a money order for $10,000. Please send the excess back to me as soon as possible. (etc.) :-)
Dear Mr. Jiggy Boy:
Thank you for being one of the first to respond. Yes, of course, you can count on us, however, since you have been a blight on the planet and are obviously consumed with self loathing and guilt, you are eligible, for a limited time, extra credits for even your PAST abuse of Mother Gia and even your forefathers (who were probably slave owners) abuses. Please send an additional $100,000 and feel good, really, really good about yourself. There could even be an Oscar in it for you. Now, write that check and sleep well tonight.
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Warm (but not TOO warm as in a globally warm sense) regards)
Al Gore, Sales Specialist