[Eric Blair 2084]

Here's a FReeper contest, I am going to post 3 articles in the next half hour. Tell me which one is the fake story. You just can't make some of this stuff up. Unbelievable.

[Eric Blair 2084]

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[jdm]

Girl Scout Cookies Boycott Called by National Action Against Obesity

Here's an idea: Don't eat SO MANY of them! Banning cookies is probably easier than actually promoting physical fitness. Not that anyone should have to promote physical fitness. Looking at one's self after stepping out of the shower should be a good indication as to whether or not being more physically active would be optional or necessary.

[paulat]

I am going to post 3 articles in the next half hour.

Don't do it...you have a great thread going...don't ruin it.

[Larry Lucido]

Note to self: Buy 3 extra boxes this year.

[paulat]

I am going to post 3 articles in the next half hour.

A lot of media people follow our threads...don't screw it up with fake posts.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

You're gonna LOVE this one! :)

[Constitutions Grandchild]

"As America's child and adult obesity figures rise, National Action Against Obesity (NAAO), calls for a boycott of the reported $700 million in Girl Scout Cookies sold annually."

Yeah, well, tell that to my 57 year-old husband who couldn't resist the adorable blonde-haired, blue-eyed angel who hit him up for "Thin Mints" last weekend (with her equally as beautiful mother carefully watching). I managed to refuse to open the door in the interest of our health the weekend before, but the big baby couldn't resist a "Thin Mint" from such an angelic face, if he were told he'd be excommunicated from the Church for it.

Not only are the cookies wonderful, but the salespeople are irresistable.

[stylecouncilor]

Hands off my Do-Si-Dos!!

[jdm]

This is not about weight at all; it's about control.

How do you think she looks as sexy as she does?

From not eating lots of cookies, or from taking care of herself, staying physically active?

Why not suggest people take care of themselves instead of trying to punish cookie manufacturers?

[right-wingin_It]

And here I was, boycotting them anyways because of their liberal agenda (which had included inviting Planned Parenthood and other feminist speakers at their national meetings).

[RepoGirl]

These nazis can have my Caramel Delites when they can pry them from my cold, dead hands.

Provided the jacka$$e$ can catch me. I've trained as a triathlete for the past three years. Run, bike, swim three times a week, or more. I wonder what they do to stay fit.

[jalisco555]

NAAO suggests Girl Scouts look to Boy Scouts as a model

Wait a minute. I thought we were all supposed to boycott the Boy Scouts because they're a right-wing homophobic hate group. How are we supposed to keep all these boycotts straight?

[xJones]

That's the ticket, have Girl Scouts going door-to-door with carrot and celery sticks. They'll go broke within a year, but those who know better will be happy harpies.

[chesty_puller]

who make the world a better place.' "Profiting off cookies -- it's the wrong message

Cookies do make the world a better place! Idiots

[REPANDPROUDOFIT]

Why don't they call for a ban of their beloved Starbucks and and other coffee boutiques? Lattes and Cappachinos are not exactly health food, just "beautiful people" food.

[hellinahandcart]

NAAO suggests Girl Scouts look to Boy Scouts as a model

Oh yeah, the Girl Scouts should sell giant tubs of chocolate-covered popcorn instead.

I say this is the fake article.

[popdonnelly]

Mmmmmm, thin mints!

[Ed Condon]

Too late MeMe, bought my cookies from my granddaughter.

[RetiredArmy]

NAAO will shortly add to this list of boycotts:

Dunkin Donuts

Krispy Kream Donuts

Wendy's

McDonald's

Burger King

Jack In The Box

Captain D's

Long John Silver's

Papa John's

Domino's

Pizza Hut

KY Fried

Popeye's Chicken

Church's Chicken

Baskins and Robbins

All of the 30 or so Mexican food restaurants

Zaxby's

All Chicken Wing's franchises

All Buffalo Wing franchisees

All other Pizza franchisees

ANY AND ALL RESTAURANTS THAT DO NOT SERVE CARDBOARD WITH SALT AND PEPPER ADDED, WATER, GRASS, WEEDS, TREE BARK, and it is cooked by solar or wind power only.

This goes along with the anti-oil kooks, who want to do away with oil, natural gas, heating oil, digging for coal, cutting trees for heat and fuel, all nuke power, tear down all dams for electricity, etc. Then, we can run the entire country on windmills, and that means the states of Kansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Iowa, eastern Colorado, Wyoming, North and South Dakota, Montana, and Utah will have to be abandoned so that every square foot of each state can be covered with these damned wind mills to run all the power needed to run the factories in the USA. Forget power to your homes. You walk every where you want to go. You have your own gardens in your back yard and grow your own food.

[dforest]

Is this article the truth? If not, it is offensive. To be honest, just because an article is from the MSMs does not make it truth. So what is the point? So much of the media anymore is made up spin.