An al Qaeda Photo Album (they are not kidding!)

Jawa Report ^ | FEb. 13, 2007 | Jawa Report

[FairOpinion]

Hidden away on al Qaeda's Labayk media website is what appears to a rather extensive submit your best photo contest. You know, stuff like, "me shooting at the Zionist Crusader infidels" and what not. The kind of stuff you and I have in most of our own photo albums. It's either that, or you can think of it as a kind of yearbook.

Anyway, since al Qaeda is just begging for us to look at these images, I present them below. A helluva lot of pics, but I don't think al Qaeda is all that worried about paying the bandwidth bills. Think of it as your patriotic duty to look at them, so al Qaeda will have a bigger bill.

[word_warrior_bob]

I knew it, there is the secret stash of "poppers" which heighten sexual excitement and VERY popular in the gay community. Hey Akhmad, let's go away to "camp", we'll get to hold each others guns and drill all day.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks FairO.

[BIGLOOK]

I think we owe them thanks for the mugshots file. It'll come in handy.

[Constantine XI Palaeologus]

Naw, that's the right way. Unfortunately they aren't that stupid to waste a fair-sized chunk of dough letting someone live-fire something they are completely ignorant about. It's a MANPAD of some sort (not stinger), not a recoilless rifle like in some of the other pics. Probably a SA-7 (old Soviet MANPAD) , the Chinese knockoff, or maybe the "new" Iranian version.

[XR7]

Wow.
Looks like they picked up some bagels at a Jewish bakery...

[G Larry]

Physically possible, but not likely due to control and risk factors.

[tcostell]

That's a $200 soviet SKS rifle, accurate to about 300 yards maximum (and that's when fired by someone who has been trained to use it... not some illiterate goat herder.) I wouldn't get too choked up about it.

[tcostell]

I just love the photos of their "arsenal". There are about $500 worth of soviet era SKS and AK's plus a few Russian and Finnish M91's which probably date back to at least the 50's (more than likely 1942) and an occasional RPG.

How is it exactly that these guys can think they will rule the earth when they can even muster a decent batch of small arms?

I have better looking stuff than that in my garage.

[jveritas]

The name "Al Zarqawi" is written on the blue grenade. Of course this refers to dead terrorist leader Abu Musab Al Zarqawi.

[XR7]

How is it exactly that these guys can think they will rule the earth when they can even muster a decent batch of small arms?

Demographics, my friend.
They will vastly outnumber us, and eventually control the Asian and French nuclear arsenals.

Predicting a Majority Muslim Russia

[Excuse_Me]

Did you actually find those Superman II photos at the site?

[mypetjawa]

How about this one? Notice the bottom shelf on the right? From right to left it looks like pamphlets, more pamphlets, old book, than it kinda looks like......PHONE BOOKS.

[dead]

The tall guy on the right is Richard Kiel.

[SGCOS]

"holy allah, that thing scared my balls off"

[jveritas]

You are correct, they look like islamic jihadist pamphlets. Anyway this website is called "Labayk" as the name appears on the bottom right hand corner of the picture. "Labayk" in arabic means "Answer", which in this case means that the terrorists answer the call of jihad.

[mypetjawa]

What I meant was next to the pamphlets....on the far left side of the bottom right shelf. Look real close. They look like PHONE BOOKS.....

[eleni121]

Looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

I can't think of any approprate rehab for them.

[jveritas]

It may be phones books, the writing on the books is not clear to read. My suspicion is that they are more of jihadist books rather than phone books.

[reagan_fanatic]

[stumpy]

I wonder if any of them are still alive.