Hillary's Closet

1/30/07 | Me

[Reaganesque]

I was listening to the Sean Hannity show today and he said that Hillary Clinton, in an effort to show us her "softer" side, said she likes to "organize her closet". This raises some interesting questions.

Question 1: Would this be the same closet where she found those Whitewater billing records? And if so, how good could she possibly be at this "organizing" thing?

Question 2: Don't you have to have a special permit or something to handle so many skeletons?

Question 3: How long before Bill ends up in there?

[pinz-n-needlez]

Wonder how many games she'll attend this year...

Will anyone invite her to throw the first ball???

[Miss Didi]

Oh, yes, July and August are for the Hamptons at other people's summer homes. Good for the swimming and hiking, you know.

[Miss Didi]

She NEVER steps foot in Yankee Stadium for fear of the boos. That's Rudy territory and she knows it. Snicker.

[princess leah]

Wonder what is planted in that garden of hers? Nemesis? Poison Ivy?

[Miss Didi]

I hear hemlock grows nicely in these parts.

[Steely Tom]

This reminds me of an old Dick Van Dyke (pun intended) show when he opened a closet and a thousands of nuts fell out.

Is that the same episode in which Laura had eyes in the back of her head? (Rob was dreaming, if I recall correctly).

[Freedom'sWorthIt]

"What on earth does she do except plot and scheme to take over the world and enslave each and every one of us????"

Bingo!

If America knew what is truly in Hillary's "closet", there would be a rush to have her arrested, tried, jailed, and possibly executed for what she has authorized to be done. It just a shame we don't have investigators with cajones and determination to shine the light of truth into her "closet". I understand their hesitation. But America deserves the truth. Especially now.

[Miss Didi]

From the article "Whom does Hillary think she's fooling?" (just posted):

Her official website reveals that the woman who once sneered at Tammy Wynette wives who baked cookies now talks of the inner calm that she finds in housework and gardening, and of how cleaning out her closets brings relief from worrying about North Korea and Iran. "I can't get my arms around that," she says, modestly acknowledging that there are bigger global problems that she can contend with, although folding sweaters and chucking out old tights, alongside the occasional skeleton, is an enjoyable breeze in comparison.

[pookie18]

What do you think she's "organizing" in her closet?

The Trouble With Tribbles...

[Lizavetta]

Hillary's Closet

......has reinforced floorboards.

[LisaMalia]

LOL, yeah that's the one.

It would be funny if someone would photoshop Hillary's head on "Rob's".....:)

[justiceseeker93]

"Skeletons in her closet" may be a bit more than a metaphor in her case. I can't tell you how many deaths she is responsible for, but we know that the percentage of people with whom she has crossed paths who have died prematurely is greater than actuarial tables would predict! (Ditto for her "husband.")

[WireAndWood]

There is a MUCH better still to be had from that episode, but I could not find it on the net.

It shows Laura sliding out of the closet on that same wave of walnuts, but she is belly-down, in a very flirtatious pose.

[Liberty Valance]

Shoes for industry compadre...