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Rove's October Surprise: North Korea Tests U.S. Nuke with Code Delivered by Bush 41
The New Yawker | Monday, October 9, 2006 | Gary Sicko and Psy Hersch

Posted on 10/08/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by kristinn

It can be exclusively reported that the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea today was a U.S. nuclear warhead supplied by Karl Rove in a plot to preserve Republican control of the government in the November elections.

Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that a warhead destined for destruction under the ABM treaty was substituted with a dummy warhead and spirited to North Korea this summer with instructions to wait until the detonation code was delivered by a secret messenger before the election in the fall.

An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.

The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il.

Karl Rove's 21st century October surprise exceeds the ruthlessness displayed by the Reagan team in 1980 when then Vice Presidential nominee George H.W. Bush conducted a similar secret trip to Paris to delay the release of the American embassy personnel being held hostage by the Iranian government until after the presidential election that year.

When we asked one of our Pentagon sources if President Bush was in the loop on the nuclear October surprise, he laughed uproariously and said, "Hell, we're still teaching him how to pronounce 'nuclear warhead' let alone what we do with them."


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To: Toddsterpatriot

Close to buying time!


61 posted on 10/08/2006 10:46:39 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (I can't beat em but I ain't joining them either. This tagline is old and stale........thinking)
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To: kristinn

Yes, "Bush's fault" conspiracy theories and spin control for BJ's failed NK policies will be the order of the day at DNC HQ.


62 posted on 10/08/2006 10:57:19 PM PDT by DTogo (I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
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To: kristinn

LoL! The Empire strikes back.


63 posted on 10/08/2006 11:04:25 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: Elyse

You should strive to be on the "DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION" list of registrants; I'd tell you how to get on said list, but then I'd have to JDAM you.


64 posted on 10/08/2006 11:16:10 PM PDT by Atchafalaya (When you are there thats the best)
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To: Enterprise; kristinn

First Foley, now Korea.
How's Woodward ever gonna get the exposure he needs to hawk his book?


65 posted on 10/08/2006 11:18:45 PM PDT by Diver Dave
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To: kristinn
But Karl is saving the best for October, 2008. Then he commands the NK lunatic to splash a few nukes off the California coast in a bid to turn the state Republican. :-)
66 posted on 10/08/2006 11:24:31 PM PDT by cgbg (One sniff of Colin Powell's scent and Fitz's investigation was over.)
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To: Toddsterpatriot
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67 posted on 10/08/2006 11:32:48 PM PDT by Centurion2000 ("Be polite and courteous, but have a plan to KILL everybody you meet.")
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To: kristinn

The SR-71 doesn't fly anymore.


68 posted on 10/09/2006 12:21:39 AM PDT by raftguide
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To: elhombrelibre

You're bad, really bad. Unfortunately, we know the Democrats will see weird conspiracies here. That's how their minds now function.



I believe all politians think this way. The Republicans were saying the same thing last week. Personally I can't wait for the elections to be over!!!! Every week something else comes up. I wonder what the big surprise will be next week?????


69 posted on 10/09/2006 1:29:22 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: kristinn

I would make a bet as to what happens next if online gambling wasn't banned.


70 posted on 10/09/2006 1:51:29 AM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore
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To: kristinn

I thought Berger the burglar stole those by putting them down his pants?


71 posted on 10/09/2006 5:38:59 AM PDT by conservativecorner
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To: raftguide
The SR-71 doesn't fly anymore.

That's what the NAU wants you to think.

72 posted on 10/09/2006 7:11:11 AM PDT by Toddsterpatriot (Goldbugs, immune to logic and allergic to facts.)
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To: kristinn

Magnificent bastard.

How does Rove keep doing these *amazing* things?


73 posted on 10/09/2006 7:12:45 AM PDT by vrwcagent0498 (Mark Levin and Ann Coulter are my patron saints.)
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To: Toddsterpatriot

Patton Ping!!!!


74 posted on 10/09/2006 7:42:38 AM PDT by shankbear (Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
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To: kristinn

My wife for some reason turns on the ABC Morning babble for background noise.

She called me in a little after 7:30 PDT and a stern faced liberal was prattling on how this event gave the evil conservatives in the Evil Bush administration an opportunity.

We should just talk to Kim One Hung Low like this jerk has on a regular basis.


75 posted on 10/09/2006 8:36:46 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: Elyse; Jim Robinson; EdReform; RottiBiz; glock rocks; ASA Vet; BIGLOOK

"This is no to surprise to those of us on FR's super secret subscription list. I had already recieved the form letter from Jim Robinson detailing this October surprise. You don't think Rove does anything without letting Jim know first do you?"

Actually, Rove acts on orders and suggestions from Jim Rob.

If you were on Jim Rob's really Ultra Super Top Secret list, you would know this. A simple $1000 per month donation will get you on this list.


76 posted on 10/09/2006 8:40:55 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: Diver Dave

The only way Woodward can get attention now is to say that he had sex with Foley when he was a page doing research on North Korea's nuclear program.


77 posted on 10/09/2006 9:18:21 AM PDT by Enterprise (Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
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To: Grampa Dave

LOL! Thank you, Grampa Dave!!


78 posted on 10/09/2006 12:31:25 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: Jim Robinson; RottiBiz; EdReform; Mo1; glock rocks

Jim, maybe we need a new monthly donor category, the $33.3334/day or $1,000 per month Jim Rob's Ultra Secret Donor Free Republic Monthly Donor Group.

Those, who join will receive copies of your commands/orders to Karl Rove, GW and Rush before they get them.


79 posted on 10/09/2006 12:59:12 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: Enterprise

"The only way Woodward can get attention now is to say that he had sex with Foley when he was a page doing research on North Korea's nuclear program."

While he was drunk in the same Hot Tub with George Will, Novak and other so called Republican big brains in DC and NYC.


80 posted on 10/09/2006 1:00:36 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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