Posted on 10/08/2006 8:52:08 PM PDT by kristinn
It can be exclusively reported that the nuclear weapon tested by North Korea today was a U.S. nuclear warhead supplied by Karl Rove in a plot to preserve Republican control of the government in the November elections.
Our sources in the Pentagon tell us that a warhead destined for destruction under the ABM treaty was substituted with a dummy warhead and spirited to North Korea this summer with instructions to wait until the detonation code was delivered by a secret messenger before the election in the fall.
An observer in Pyongyang informed us they witnessed former President George H.W. Bush depart a supersonic SR71 Blackbird plane at a military airbase just outside the North Korean capital. The father of President George W. Bush was seen to be carrying a black briefcase with the presidential seal and a tennis racket.
The witness says the tennis racket was part of a cover story in case his trip was found out: He planned to say he was going to engage in "ping pong" diplomacy with North Korean President Kim Jong Il.
Karl Rove's 21st century October surprise exceeds the ruthlessness displayed by the Reagan team in 1980 when then Vice Presidential nominee George H.W. Bush conducted a similar secret trip to Paris to delay the release of the American embassy personnel being held hostage by the Iranian government until after the presidential election that year.
When we asked one of our Pentagon sources if President Bush was in the loop on the nuclear October surprise, he laughed uproariously and said, "Hell, we're still teaching him how to pronounce 'nuclear warhead' let alone what we do with them."
Close to buying time!
Yes, "Bush's fault" conspiracy theories and spin control for BJ's failed NK policies will be the order of the day at DNC HQ.
LoL! The Empire strikes back.
You should strive to be on the "DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION" list of registrants; I'd tell you how to get on said list, but then I'd have to JDAM you.
First Foley, now Korea.
How's Woodward ever gonna get the exposure he needs to hawk his book?
The SR-71 doesn't fly anymore.
You're bad, really bad. Unfortunately, we know the Democrats will see weird conspiracies here. That's how their minds now function.
I believe all politians think this way. The Republicans were saying the same thing last week. Personally I can't wait for the elections to be over!!!! Every week something else comes up. I wonder what the big surprise will be next week?????
I would make a bet as to what happens next if online gambling wasn't banned.
I thought Berger the burglar stole those by putting them down his pants?
That's what the NAU wants you to think.
Magnificent bastard.
How does Rove keep doing these *amazing* things?
Patton Ping!!!!
My wife for some reason turns on the ABC Morning babble for background noise.
She called me in a little after 7:30 PDT and a stern faced liberal was prattling on how this event gave the evil conservatives in the Evil Bush administration an opportunity.
We should just talk to Kim One Hung Low like this jerk has on a regular basis.
"This is no to surprise to those of us on FR's super secret subscription list. I had already recieved the form letter from Jim Robinson detailing this October surprise. You don't think Rove does anything without letting Jim know first do you?"
Actually, Rove acts on orders and suggestions from Jim Rob.
If you were on Jim Rob's really Ultra Super Top Secret list, you would know this. A simple $1000 per month donation will get you on this list.
The only way Woodward can get attention now is to say that he had sex with Foley when he was a page doing research on North Korea's nuclear program.
LOL! Thank you, Grampa Dave!!
Jim, maybe we need a new monthly donor category, the $33.3334/day or $1,000 per month Jim Rob's Ultra Secret Donor Free Republic Monthly Donor Group.
Those, who join will receive copies of your commands/orders to Karl Rove, GW and Rush before they get them.
"The only way Woodward can get attention now is to say that he had sex with Foley when he was a page doing research on North Korea's nuclear program."
While he was drunk in the same Hot Tub with George Will, Novak and other so called Republican big brains in DC and NYC.
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