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Filipino 'Dwarf' Judge Loses Case
BBC Asia Pacific ^ | 8/18/2006 | BBC

Posted on 08/18/2006 10:54:01 PM PDT by Dallas59

A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.

Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year inquiry which led to his removal due to incompetence and bias.

He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.

The court said psychic phenomena had no place in the judiciary.

The bench backed a medical finding that the judge was suffering from psychosis.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: judgelittle; judiciary; mysticdwarves; psychicphenomena; stonehenge
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To: Dallas59

He should sue the dwarves for fraud - they took his money but didn't even warn him of his impending dismissal. Never, and I mean NEVER, trust mystic dwarves!


21 posted on 08/18/2006 11:26:08 PM PDT by GSlob
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To: Heatseeker

I used to love Firesign Theater. I tried listening to them a few months ago, thinking I would buy some of the old stuff I enjoyed. It didn't seem to hold up well.

Could be 'cause I'm not high, I dunno...


22 posted on 08/18/2006 11:28:56 PM PDT by radiohead (Hey Kerry, I'm still here; still hating your lying, stinking, guts you coward.)
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To: GSlob
Democratic Supreme Court


23 posted on 08/18/2006 11:30:47 PM PDT by Dallas59 (I HAVE A TRACFONE!!!)
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To: Thinkin' Gal
I am not a dwarf! I am a lil' person.


24 posted on 08/18/2006 11:32:13 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Dallas59
The bench backed a medical finding that the judge was suffering from psychosis.

Hindi bale! (Never mind)

'I knew this would happen...'
'No you didn't.....'
'Stop it....we're all in this together....'
'But my career is on the line....'
'Shut up and listen to us....'
'Hindi bale!'
25 posted on 08/18/2006 11:39:57 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhauling is a sensible solution to mutiny.)
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Speaking of Clinton,

How is channeling mystical dwarves any different from the Hildebeast speaking to Elanor Roosevelt?

Cheers!

26 posted on 08/18/2006 11:40:02 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: Thinkin' Gal

When he was in Clinton's cabinet, his Secret Service cover name was "fireplug."


27 posted on 08/18/2006 11:42:28 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
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To: radiohead; stephenjohnbanker; Heatseeker
I always thought Ian Anderson was kind of a scary flute-playing freak, but for what it's worth, he refused to cancel a show in Isreal a couple weeks ago (with the Katyushas raining down), saying something to the effect of "If we cancel the show Hezbollah wins, and we can't let that happen". So now he's OK in my book.
28 posted on 08/18/2006 11:45:30 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: grey_whiskers
How is channeling mystical dwarves any different from the Hildebeast speaking to Elanor Roosevelt?
The judge/dwarf channeling didn't involve two ugly lesbians.
29 posted on 08/19/2006 12:25:09 AM PDT by peyton randolph (No man knows the day nor the hour of The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief.)
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To: peyton randolph

ROTFLMAO!!! You owe me a keyboard, Mo-Fo! (it just suffered a horrible death by terminal-beer-spewage)


30 posted on 08/19/2006 12:35:11 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Dallas59
imaginary mystic dwarves

They may be imaginary, but that doesn't mean they aren't real... ;-0

I saw one once. It was in the moment between sleep and awake, and he was grinning at me from the shadows. When he wouldn't go away, I told him to leave, and stared at the spot until he faded away. Tired eyes, when you're half asleep, and your vision is unfocused can play some dirty tricks. But anyhow, the dwarves must have some pretty good dental plans because this one had a full set of large, white teeth. And the necklace of boars' teeth, face paint, and loin cloth were something out of a documentary.

The nice thing about figments of your imagination though is that they do whatever you want them to do. Tell them to leave, and they go.

31 posted on 08/19/2006 12:56:15 AM PDT by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: lesser_satan; All

" always thought Ian Anderson was kind of a scary flute-playing freak, but for what it's worth, he refused to cancel a show in Isreal a couple weeks ago (with the Katyushas raining down), saying something to the effect of "If we cancel the show Hezbollah wins, and we can't let that happen". So now he's OK in my book."

Ian Anderson has ALWAYS been a conservative! If you don't know his background, I suppose it would seem ostensible that he would be a raving lib. Some 25 or more years ago, I had front row tickets to his concert, and 2 chicks had a "Baggies" full of joints, which I swear they intended to empty by the end of the show : ). All of a sudden, Ian walked off the stage, snatched the Baggie, grabbed a water bottle, and poured it into the dope. He then tossed it back to them, and said " Now you will have to listen to the f'ing music, won't you"

He got a standing ovation, and the doper babes left!!

Some thirty years ago, Ian penned " Thick As a Brick".....a story about a young man who continually "slammed" his wealthy family, but in the end, decides he needs to emulate them.


Ian years ago bought the largest wholesale fish market in Britain, with some 100 employees, which he ran himself for many years. Interesting dude, eh?


32 posted on 08/19/2006 5:40:19 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Dallas59

Spinal Tap's Stonehenge (wait until 3:22)

33 posted on 08/19/2006 5:49:45 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Dallas59; Slings and Arrows

I bet you couldn't even see him behind the bench!


34 posted on 08/19/2006 7:20:06 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"Objection overruled!"


35 posted on 08/19/2006 8:16:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

That is amazing. I've always found his music interesting.


36 posted on 08/19/2006 10:57:12 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: lesser_satan

Yeah, his music is different, that's for sure : )


37 posted on 08/19/2006 1:33:41 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is that a judge, or a mod? ;)


38 posted on 08/19/2006 3:16:59 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: lesser_satan
Thought you might get a kick out of this one...

You bet I got a kick out of it, a swift kick in the ass. Something ain't right. I had to sell my entire fruit-bat guano empire in order to afford just one midget - and that was in 1987.

Thanks for letting me know about this article. I like weird stories.
39 posted on 08/25/2006 2:19:49 AM PDT by Jaysun (I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.)
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To: Dallas59

Florentino and the three dwarves

Saturday, September 02, 2006



A Filipino judge who was dismissed from the bench because of his ongoing relationship with invisible mystics meets with Sam Chambers to explain his side of the story
T he Philippine judiciary has oft been the butt of a joke but never before has one of its members caused so much mirth as Judge Floro Florentino and his three invisible dwarves.

Judge Florentino and the dwarves - Luis, Armand and Angel - might sound like a good name for a band but they are in fact the main characters in a surreal tale from a nation famous for its superstitions.

Last month, the trial judge lost his final appeal to keep his job, with the Supreme Court's 72-page ruling stating that Florentino's "dalliance" with Luis, Armand and Angel showed he had a "medically disabling condition of the mind" that rendered him "unfit to discharge the functions of his office" which in turn could "erode the public's esteem of the judiciary" and make it an "object of ridicule."

Florentino and I arrange to meet at what seems the most apt of places to discuss such matters - the Hobbit Bar on Mabene St in the Manila district of Malate. Charitably offering employment for the vertically challenged, it has been a tourist attraction for more than 10 years.

Florentino's three sidekicks, or "spiritual guides" as he prefers them to be called, take many different forms. Luis is the "king of kings" or "God's angel," while Armand is a beautiful boy who, like Luis, has wings. Angel is their sister. Florentino has on
ly seen Luis once - on a rock in the middle of the Philippine archipelago. Luis communicates and uses his powers via violet and white lights.

Florentino peers over the bar and orders a bottle of Australian shiraz but shows no sign of recognition - it seems that Luis, Armand and Angel are not among the diminutive presences to serve us. Moments later a pudgy hand holding a 2003 vintage appears out of nowhere; two glasses follow, as if by levitation, from beneath the bar.

Looking 10 years younger than his 53 years, Florentino comes across as remarkably lucid. For sure he rambles in a high-pitched tone, often going off on tangents, yet the psychosis the Supreme Court claims he has is not immediately apparent.

Fame, or infamy, clearly is something this otherwise shy man seems to enjoy. He comes to the interview armed with 300 pages of clippings and court appeals. He says, with no small relish, that he and his three cohorts have appeared in more than 66 media titles and 1,000 blogs.

One such blogger described Florentino as a Filipino X-Man for his efforts to rid the country's judiciary of corruption. In 1995 a Supreme Court commission found that more than 50 percent of judges received bribes, something Florentino has been determined to wipe out. His area of jurisdiction in Manila was Malabon, a coveted location in which to work, he says, because within a month a judge could become a millionaire, the starting price for any judicial decision being 50,000 pesos (HK$7,640).

"Court starts at 11am; at 11.05am (the judges) go for golf," he quips. He shows even less mercy in his judgment of the Court of Appeals: "They say it is 85 percent corrupt," he muses, "It is 100 percent corrupt."

Florentino initially trained to become a priest and was just a young teenager when he joined a seminary in 1965. He transferred to a Jesuit institution a few years later but then left to enter the legal profession. His life changed forever, he says, on June 2, 1983 - the day his father died. It was on that day that Luis, Armand and Angel made themselves known to Robert, Florentino's mentally disabled youngest brother.

"My brother, because of his innocence, can see them," he says. Floro Florentino recounts how the dwarves had revealed his healing and psychic powers. At first, he says he was sceptical. An avid gambler - horse racing coupons are mixed in with his press clippings - the dwarves told him to get involved in cockfighting. He bought 13 cockerels, made 21,000 pesos and "suddenly believed them."

Since then he claims to have healed many people, explaining that his hands are golden and impart heat to the afflicted. "I am not a faith healer," he says, "I am gifted."

Though at times in the conversation he bristles at the term psychic, Florentino rates himself as as the country's number five seer. Number one? Ferdinand Marcos, apparently.

Florentino says he predicted Joseph "Erap" Estrada's presidential downfall and prayed that present incumbent Gloria Macapagal Arroyo would survive her endless political battles. Looking ahead, he reckons Arroyo's power will end soon and the nation will suffer as a result.

He'll also have you believe he is a bilocator - someone who can be seen in two different places at the same time, which he acknowledges is also a trick for which the devil is known.

Florentino says such powers do not come without sacrifices and that he has had to remain single or lose his gift of healing: "That's in the Book of Revelations," he adds.

He glances over his shoulder at a child laughing nearby. "You know it's painful for me not to have a kid. That's why I am the Filipino martyr."

Florentino was appointed on November 5, 1998, as the country's youngest judge. It was not the first time he'd tried to become one. Three years earlier the state had failed him for psychological reasons but he was allowed an independent, private mental assessment that cleared him.

His reign as a judge was as bizarre as it was short. Sessions would start with readings from the Book of Revelations; on Fridays he would change from blue robes to black to recharge his powers, and in between hearings he'd provide healing sessions, even for other judges, as well as consulting his trio of "advisers."

Such unorthodoxy brought a swift end to his career and he was suspended in July 1999. So began his seven-year battle to be reinstated, with more than 100 motions tabled, finally ending with the Supreme Court decision. He was paid 1.1 million pesos in back pay, over half of which has already been used to pay debts.

He lists the names of senior judges who have in the past come to him for healing and says these are the same people who turned on him for political reasons, using his paranormal "gifts" as the excuse to get rid of him.

"This is a first in our judicial history - the Philippines Supreme Court has never dismissed or removed a judge because of their belief in the paranormal or religion. Other country's constitutions provide for dismissal or removal of judges, jurists and magistrates because of graft, corruption or misconduct," he insists.

However, Florentino admits to having a darker mission, avenging those who corrupt the legal system. This has led him to be dubbed an angel of death, a description he does not dispute.

At this point I am reminded of the fact that to be a dwarf in the Philippines, or duende as they are known, is not to possess the lovable qualities often attributed to them in fairytales. Rather they are regarded as figures full of malice and violent intent.

Eight judges who Florentino has deemed corrupt have all been struck with serious illnesses, three of them dying. He has, he confesses, been psychically "inflicting illnesses" upon his tormentors, even going so far as to ensure one of them gave birth to a child with epilepsy.

"Armand, Luis and Angel's role is a never-ending fight against `black' or evil; a spiritual battle - the angels versus Lucifer. Right now Satan is winning, God is losing. All our leaders have 666 on their heads from the president down, the Supreme Court, everywhere," he says in his mild, yet animated, manner. "My mission is healing the wounds of the judiciary."

His more immediate goal is to appeal the Supreme Court decision as early as next week. He intends to file a disbarment case against Chief Justice Hilario Davide Jnr for delaying his case for so long. "I am asking for a job. I am asking for justice," says the spiritual crusader.

Is this just a tall tale of short people? Or is that Luis reaching up to take my credit card? Filipino judges, you have been warned.
http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?we_cat=11&art_id=26375&sid=9641493&con_type=3&d_str=20060902


40 posted on 09/19/2006 5:27:14 AM PDT by judgefloro
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