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Posted on 08/15/2006 4:07:03 PM PDT by wagglebee
Former President Bill Clinton turns 60 years old on August 19.
Just don’t remind him.
"In just a few days, I will be 60 years old. I hate it, but it’s true,” Clinton said at a world AIDS conference in Toronto.
"For most of my working life, I was the youngest person doing what I was doing. Then one day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room.”
Clinton was a youthful 46 when he was first elected president in 1992.
"Now that I have more days behind me than ahead of me, I try to wake up with a discipline of gratitude every day,” he also remarked.
Despite Clinton’s misgivings about his age, NewsMax’s Insider Report recently disclosed that Clinton plans a series of fund-raising events to celebrate his birthday, culminating in a private Rolling Stones concert in New York on October 29 – three days after Hillary’s 59th birthday.
He's just complaining cause he is to old to enjoy extramarital affairs like he once did!
Bubba Continued: "Shrinkage, I could deal with. This is totally different. It just blows my mind. I get on my knees every night knowing that's my only hope".
yeah, well, we hate him, too so we're even.
Hey, I turned 60 this year and am loving it! Of course, I am not a meglomaniac tied by the short hairs to Hillary either. I have a happy life and a wonderful husband, so I guess that has a lot to do with it.
I'm 58 and I love it. I'm totally thrilled every time I have a birthday. Of course, I'm not trying to get anything going with someone who's 40 years younger than I am.
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You are so right. Bubba is 60 and has lots of money and lots of strangers who fawn over him. But at the end of the day he doesn't have a loving wife and family, or even an intact home, and I'll bet he is a lot more lonely than anyone would ever guess. Those one night stands and mistresses aren't where it's at when you're facing old age, and chasing around the world is going to eventually become too tiring.
ping!
I don't think he can take Viagra because of his heart condition. He needs all the blood flowing to his brain not to his .....ummm.....God "Gott'm".
"In just a few days I'm sixty and I hate it."
Not as much as I hate the fact that you got there!
Hey only had one or two extramarital affairs, Gennifer Flowers and some other one I can`t think of. The rest were sexual assaults and one rape. This is why he is really mad about being 60...If he tried it again, the woman could probably kick his ass.
Ah, the suffering of the truly vain.
14 years later and he STILL can't SHUT UP and be a normal ex - president.
Acting dignified and retired from politics.
LOL
Still all about you isn't it Bill? Even at an "Aids conference" where, presumably, you're supposed to be worried about all those Africans dying. How many of them are getting to 60 these days?
I bet Bill flies in and out on a private jet and is staying at the Presidential Suite of the Toronto Hilton - with Bill Gates' foundation picking up the tab.
I heard Clinton on the radio emitting some pious swill about how the Bush administration has failed and the world hates us, yada yada all that crap off the liberal mimeo machine. And I realized - he's still running for office. He literally can't stop. He will be running his mouth until he's dead, and we'll all have to hear it because the press is his creature and he's theirs.
Well, Bill, I hate you.
Billy, you fool. Hitting 60 beats the hell out of the alternative.
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Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll choose the alternative.
Wowzer!
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