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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Coop

........ : ) ...........


201 posted on 07/28/2006 7:33:36 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: don-o

It was touch seeing Jack get hijacked again tonight and Edgar is dead. (;o)


202 posted on 07/28/2006 7:34:21 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Lurker

Those miniature machine guns have become quite the collectors item.... : )


203 posted on 07/28/2006 7:34:48 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

L. O. L. !!

Thanks!


204 posted on 07/28/2006 7:34:56 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ((Newt is great in 2008))
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To: allen08gop

bookmark it..


205 posted on 07/28/2006 7:35:33 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ALLRIGHT !!!! ( and I'm series ! )


206 posted on 07/28/2006 7:35:35 PM PDT by sawmill trash (You declare jihad ... we declare DEGUELLO !)
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To: BJClinton

THREAD HIJACKER, THREAD HIJACKER, THREAAAAAAAAA......

Oh, never mind.........................

207 posted on 07/28/2006 7:36:29 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Roscoe Karns

When your flux gets capacitated... it really really hurts bad.


208 posted on 07/28/2006 7:43:03 PM PDT by advance_copy (Stand for life, or nothing at all)
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To: DocRock

Great graphic!


209 posted on 07/28/2006 7:45:31 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: allen08gop

Post your name in keywords. Then later do keyword search.

There it is.


210 posted on 07/28/2006 7:47:33 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: silent_jonny
I love Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier and the Spork-weasel Dancers!

Are any of the creatures in this picture actual females?

211 posted on 07/28/2006 7:47:41 PM PDT by Genesis defender
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To: DocRock

LOL!

Great one Doc!


212 posted on 07/28/2006 7:53:38 PM PDT by 2111USMC
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To: knews_hound; Jim Robinson; Admin Moderator; maikeru; Dr. Marten; Eric in the Ozarks; Al Gator; ...
I thought things were more advanced in California at JimRob's HQ. Maybe he needs some new equipment from Japan...

Not really a Japan * ping * - see initial post for a laff! :)

(kono risuto ni hairitai ka detai wo shirasete kudasai : let me know if you want on or off this list)

213 posted on 07/28/2006 7:58:40 PM PDT by DTogo (I haven't left the GOP, the GOP left me.)
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To: Thunder90

Ooooooo, party favors!


214 posted on 07/28/2006 8:00:03 PM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: Dog Gone

HEE-Larious!!! Great job!!


215 posted on 07/28/2006 8:02:21 PM PDT by RadioCirca1970
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Spork? Isn't it that thing that you get at fast-food places that looks like a cross between a spoon and a fork?

That's what I called them: Sporks......or Foons.....

216 posted on 07/28/2006 8:02:38 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Roscoe Karns; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; ...

crack me up!


Sign up for pings, don't be late!
Roscoe Karns, he startin' to create!
crankin' on the dems
spoolin' out the pics
Roscoe Karns; great laughs, don't wait!


217 posted on 07/28/2006 8:02:44 PM PDT by bitt (NY Times to New York: Drop Dead!)
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To: JoanOfArk

Spork weasel! LOL


218 posted on 07/28/2006 8:08:24 PM PDT by JoanOfArk
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To: advance_copy

Whant about tingling nodes?


219 posted on 07/28/2006 8:10:08 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Roscoe Karns
never...ever, to be repeated again. :D
220 posted on 07/28/2006 8:11:32 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you....... :^)
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