[Kathy in Alaska]

From Arrowhead......d:o)

Subject: Service is Saturday

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

[Lady Jag]

A husband had just finished reading a new book,
"YOU can be the MAN of YOUR House".

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said
sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the
MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex
that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director, most likely."

[MozartLover]

LOL!!!

[E.G.C.]

OK, I have the latest information on Windows Critical Updates.

This coming Tuesday Microsoft will release four updates for Windows and three for Microsoft Office.

Some of those updates will require a restart.

Also, the July edition of the malicious Software Removal tool will be coming out.

Be sure to watch for these updates next week if you use Windows.

[beachn4fun]

Serves him right!

LOL

Thanks for the funny, Arrowhead