To: Kathy in Alaska; MS.BEHAVIN; Old Sarge; StarCMC; beachn4fun; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; MoJo2001; ...
A husband had just finished reading a new book,
"YOU can be the MAN of YOUR House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up
to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said
sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the
MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex
that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done,
guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director, most likely."
740 posted on
07/06/2006 10:16:21 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
745 posted on
07/06/2006 10:23:18 AM PDT by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ God Bless and Protect Our Brave Protectors of Freedom~)
To: Lady Jag
His wife replied, "The funeral director, most likely."
Now THAT is funny - I don't care who you are!
To: Lady Jag
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."
Never, never, try to outsmart a woman...
To: Lady Jag
Sorry, I didn't mean to hog the conversation. This is a much more plesant place thant the political areas!
I guess I'll try and get some work done LOL!
Have a great day - thanks for the conversation!
GE
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