Posted on 07/04/2006 5:53:57 PM PDT by LisaMalia
This disgusting piece of trash tried to ruin our Independence Day, but failed miserably. I think it's time for a little humor, with the little pissant at the "butt" of our jokes. All captions welcome, and I wish a very HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY to all FReepers!
Reg'lar prease, and extra do over for impotent Dong, and a Srushee with a bronde waitress, prease or we annihrate imperiarist dogs with more massive missile fairure and incrude a devestating brow to Harroween and impede your cunning dispray of crowns with red noses.
Yankee dogs.
Damn that Bill Clinton, he told me if I showed my balls, I could get any woman I wanted. Well, I exposed myself today, and I can't even get a nibble!
Purportedly, there was a Minuteman test out of Vandenberg in the 1970's which was delayed waiting for the Marshall Medinov (sp) to come on station off Kwajelein. We wanted the Russians to see this. Two missiles were fired at slightly different times on quite different trajectories, landing nearly simultaneously about 20 minutes later at almost the exact same spot 6000 miles await. Message: You bastards that was no accident. We know where you live and when you drive to work.
If the Koreans wanted to impress anyone they would have fired from five different locations and had all five rounds land in a circle 100 meters across within 10 seconds of one another.
They got nothing, they're firing wild, hitting the somewhere in the Sea of Japan.
Hope you and yours had a wonderful Independence Day!
Exactly. Firing crazily. Just like Kim.
When the second one fired, my first thought was "He's off his meds".
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!
"Mister Dim, I thought that you said the Clintons took all the colas from our schools!"
Hirrary Crinton
LOL! I bow to the master. But shouldn't it be "decadent clowns"?
Of course, decadent crowns, waiting for anniration at our extremery rarge nucrear arsenar.
X marks the spot, ready, aim, fire
LOL!
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