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Treasonous NEW YORK TIMES mocked unmercifully on eBay (this is a news item, not a solicitation)
DFU | 6-29-06 | Doug from Upland

Posted on 06/29/2006 8:22:45 AM PDT by doug from upland

NOTE: this is intended to be a news item, not a solicitation. I have removed all of the hot links and item number. (As with the recent eBay listing for the QUITCLAIM DEED to al-Zarqawi's bombed out house, the proceeds from this will go to FreeRepublic.) ====================================================================




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Osama thank you card sent to treasonous NEW YORK TIMES

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Seller status: Your item has been bid up to US As of Jun-29-06 07:42:40 PDT

Current bid: US  


End time: Jul-04-06 19:51:28 PDT (5 days 12 hours)
History: 6 bids
High bidder: ( Feedback score is 500 to 999)

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40 (100% positive)
Member: since Dec-02-02 in United States



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NEW YORK TIMES:  The Newspaper of Record Treason

 

 

Note:  you are bidding on a greeting card that Osama bin Laden may have just sent to New York Times editor Bill Keller, thanking him for leaking classified information.  That leak of an important operation that goes after the terrorist money supply may well result in more Americans dying.  Although I cannot warrant that Osama actually sent this card, knowing the track record of the treasonous activities at the New York Times, it would not be surprising.  I can warrant that it is a real greeting card printed on real card stock.  The Teddy Bear on the front is pretty cute.  The card will be sent to the winner via first class mail.

 

A usually unreliable friend of mine in New York claims that he came into a contact with an interesting man, who suffers from Leber congenital amaurosis.  That mystery man told my friend that he saw Keller and an unknown New York Times intern with amazing cleavage having lunch at the Tavern on the Green.  They were reading a greeting card and laughing off their posteriors.  The card was accidentally left on the table after lunch.  When it was not claimed for 24 hours, it was given to my friend’s contact by the head waiter.  When my friend obtained possession of the card from his contact, he knew I would want to have it. 

 

This card is one of my prized possessions, and I consider it even more valuable than my Barry Bonds rookie card.  It’s kind of funny.  Barry had much smaller muscles then.

 

As long as we are on the subject of cards, there is one for which I would be willing to pay a great deal.  That card is the apology card delivered for Governor Bill Clinton by an Arkansas trooper to a woman Clinton had sexually assaulted.  No, it wasn’t Juanita Broaddrick.  It was another victim.  No, it wasn’t Eileen Wellstone, either.

 

The Old Gray Lady ain’t what she used to be, huh?  Can you imagine if Bill Keller had been the editor during World War II?  He would have let the Germans know of the date and beaches on which we would land in Normandy.  He would have published the Navajo Code – in English and Japanese.  He would have let Hirohito know when and from where the plane was taking off for the special delivery of Fat Man and Little Boy to his Pearl Harbor bombing imperial nation.

 

Bill Keller and others at the New York Times need to be prosecuted.  Perhaps the Rosenberg treatment is in order.  It would be a wonderful opportunity to bring back an icon of true Americana, Old Sparky.  As you can tell, I do not like Fifth Columnists.

 

As a side note, although I really would like to keep the card, I need to sell it to raise some money.  I allowed my dogs, George and Kramer, to perform a bodily function on the New York Times in the backyard after their dinner.  I then burned the paper.  Needless to say, I was shocked when the EPA showed up at my door and cited me for an air pollution violation.  What has happened to our country?  Someone can burn our flag, but I can’t burn a copy of the treasonous New York Times?  Anyway, come on, let’s get the bidding going so I can pay my fine.  (Just kidding.  The money will really go to FreeRepublic.com.)

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INSIDE OF CARD: 

 

Billy:

 

Praise be to Allah the most merciful.  As I continue to hide in caves, live with real smelly women, and run from the American infidel swine, I don't often receive good news.  My heart sunk lower than camel dung when I heard what they did to the Z-man's safe house.  Praise be to Allah, may he be enjoying the virgins.

 

May Allah heap rewards on you for your story that leaked what your government was doing to my friends' money.  Thanks to you, we have renewed hope, and with Allah's great power, we will drive the infidels out of our sacred land.  We will beat them like a mullah would beat his Persian rug or teenage daughter who dared to show her knee.

 

As Allah is my witness, when it is time for us to strike again deep into the heart of the infidel, we will do our best not to destroy your New York Times building.  Just in case, my brother in law sells insurance.  You two need to talk.  Don't worry, I've told him about you.  He won't slit your throat.

 

Please pass friendly greetings for me to The Murtha, The Perky One, The Perjuring One, and The One Who Flies on a Broom.  May Allah forgive me, but I could tell you stories about how I defile the One Who Flies on a Broom in my dreams.  She is so hot and would look wonderful in a burqa.  

 

Your pal forever,

 

Osama


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KEYWORDS: leaker; newyorktimes; thepaperoftreason; traitor; treason; treasontimes
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To: poobear

Duh, it's "affect," not "effect."


41 posted on 06/29/2006 10:15:49 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Excellent idea.

My computer and email list and email workings are a nightmare at present but WILCO ASAP given other compteting priorities.


42 posted on 06/29/2006 10:20:47 AM PDT by Quix (PRAY AND WORK WHILE THERE'S DAY! Many very dark nights are looming. Thankfully, God is still God!)
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To: doug from upland

Bush slams the leak --- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1655769/posts


43 posted on 06/29/2006 10:26:21 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland
OK, now I get it. When I was on the actual page, I forgot to look to see if there was an item number.

Well, good luck with it. Hope you get lots of bids and more funny questions. In the interest of fair and balanced, it would be fun to see what the leftists are asking, too!

44 posted on 06/29/2006 10:49:11 AM PDT by Aliska
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To: All

We are way behind Wedding Dress Guy. He got almost 18 million hits on eBay --- http://weddingdressguy.com/original_ebay_ad/ebaylisting.html


45 posted on 06/29/2006 10:50:34 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Aliska

They are sending questions that are vile and unpublishable. It is just who they are.


46 posted on 06/29/2006 10:51:36 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Don't be too hard on yourself Doug, there will be no grade for this assignment, only pass / fail. You get a pass ;D!


47 posted on 06/29/2006 10:55:36 AM PDT by poobear
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To: doug from upland

post-lunch BUMP


48 posted on 06/29/2006 11:18:17 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Don't fall for the soft bigotry of assuming all Hispanics are pro-amnesty. www.dontspeakforme.org)
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To: hispanarepublicana

Love your tagline, my friend. We welcome Hispanics and others from around the world who come to America legally because they love this nation and want to become Americans.


49 posted on 06/29/2006 11:22:21 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: All

FREEPERS PLAN PROTEST IN TIMES SQUARE ON JULY 10 --- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1657461/posts


50 posted on 06/29/2006 11:30:17 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland
THE AMERICAN FIFTH COLUMN HEADQUARTERS


51 posted on 06/29/2006 11:46:12 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: reagan_fanatic

52 posted on 06/29/2006 11:48:08 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Lileks: ALL THE CLASSIFIED INFO THAT'S FIT TO LEAK -- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1657918/posts


53 posted on 06/29/2006 12:29:59 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: All
MIDI - OUT OF TIME - right column, near the bottom

They are helping terrorists...they are today's fifth columnists
Al-Qaeda reads their paper every day
It isn't too surprising why our anger is rising
'Cause there's treason going on at the New York Times

They're glad to hurt our nation...the New York Times
Leaking's never on vacation...the New York Times
There is no more doubt...that our soldiers they sold out
They're proud to publish secrets...the New York Times

If Japan were fighting still...the Navajo code they would spill
They all should fry just like the Rosenbergs
It isn't too surprising why our anger is rising
'Cause there's treason going on at the New York Times

They're glad to hurt our nation...the New York Times
Leaking's never on vacation...the New York Times
There is no more doubt...that our soldiers they sold out
They're proud to publish secrets...the New York Times

At concerns they quickly scoff...and flippantly they blow it off
The Old Gray Lady isn't like before
It isn't too surprising why our anger is rising
'Cause there's treason going on at the New York Times

They're glad to hurt our nation...the New York Times
Leaking's never on vacation...the New York Times
There is no more doubt...that our soldiers they sold out
They're proud to publish secrets...the New York Times
Treasonous New York Times...treasonous New York Times

54 posted on 06/29/2006 12:47:24 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: george76

I love that one!


55 posted on 06/29/2006 12:56:16 PM PDT by alwaysconservative (Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even though you wish they were--Barbara Johnson)
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To: doug from upland
They are sending questions that are vile and unpublishable.

That figures. Can you bleep out the forbidden words. Probably not, there would be nothing left to post :-). I'm gonna put this on my watch list.

56 posted on 06/29/2006 1:10:47 PM PDT by Aliska
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To: doug from upland

The wedding dress guy was very funny until right at the end where he had (I think anyway) a small dig at Pres. Bush. But what a funny read!


57 posted on 06/29/2006 1:30:30 PM PDT by mc5cents
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To: george76

58 posted on 06/29/2006 2:03:20 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: doug from upland

59 posted on 06/29/2006 2:05:51 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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To: doug from upland; PhilDragoo
From the creative mind of Phil Dragoo:


60 posted on 06/29/2006 2:08:09 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
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