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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! al-Zarqawi's mom's blog
al-Zarqawi's mom's blog ^ | 6-15-06 | some genius

Posted on 06/15/2006 3:36:03 PM PDT by doug from upland

Yesterday at the Ann Coulter dinner, Andrew Breitbart showed some of us this incredibly funny blog. You have to see this. Here is a sample.

MET WITH OLIVER STONE OVER NACHOS AT APPLEBEE'S Wednesday June 14 2006

Greetings once again, all you pig-eaters out there in the blogosphere... and thank you for inviting me into your tents! Is it me, or is the sight of Matt Lauer in full bluster sort of ... hot? ...Many continue to write me: Just how bad is the breath of the Larry King? It defiles. And so I answer to you: now I know my son`s final moments... America (death be upon it) is a disgusting, horrible swamp of Western decadence and godlessness. $19.00 for Nacho Libre and a small Raisinettes?? (i went to the movies to see the Jennifer Aniston movie - an AMC theatre - clearly run by Jews) ... Since when do you have to be over four-three to go on the Ghostrider at Knotts Berry Farm? They are making me to stand beside the cardboard donkey-and then they refuse me! May the camels eat the young of these unbelievers!


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: alzarqawimom; zarqawi
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To: doug from upland
I gave Mike Farrell a peek under my burqa. I am so happy i shaved last week.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
41 posted on 06/15/2006 6:08:00 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Man was made in the image of God, not pond scum)
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To: Nothometoday
"Is this supposed to be funny when we have men and women DYING because of Zark ? People there think he is off to have his 72 ( 73 by some counts) virgins.'

Your best bet would be to ask a bunch of those men and women at risk what they think....unless things have changed a bunch, they're laughing their collective butt off.

42 posted on 06/15/2006 6:30:47 PM PDT by norton
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To: cbkaty

"We're all FReeper langers on this bus"


43 posted on 06/15/2006 6:41:47 PM PDT by norton (points to anyone knowing the reference - but no money)
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To: Lazamataz

Oh, my!Have I done something to you? Your kids? Husband?
It is sad you feel the need to hate like you do.


May the lord help your soul.


44 posted on 06/15/2006 10:45:10 PM PDT by Nothometoday
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To: Nothometoday

Laz doesn't mean it.


45 posted on 06/15/2006 10:49:09 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland
Yes he does.

BTW that was hysterical!!!

46 posted on 06/15/2006 10:50:29 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I'm not a curmudgeon!!!! I've just been in a bad mood since '73)
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To: doug from upland

ROTFLOL! ;-D


47 posted on 06/15/2006 10:55:51 PM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: doug from upland

New tagline.


48 posted on 06/15/2006 10:57:44 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad)
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To: Nothometoday
Oh, my!Have I done something to you? Your kids? Husband? It is sad you feel the need to hate like you do. May the lord help your soul.

Now I super-hate you.

49 posted on 06/16/2006 4:26:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL!


50 posted on 06/16/2006 4:33:01 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: doug from upland
Oh great!

Now she will be going to Crawford to demand a meeting with President Bush about her son's death in Iraq.

51 posted on 06/16/2006 4:34:26 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: Nothometoday
I find NO humor in this

I hate explaining humor, but this is satire. Think Cindy Sheehan.

52 posted on 06/16/2006 4:37:39 AM PDT by palmer (Money problems do not come from a lack of money, but from living an excessive, unrealistic lifestyle)
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To: doug from upland

It's Greg Gutfeld. Check his site at dailygut.com, or over at the dreadful (except for Greg) huffingtonpost.com.


53 posted on 06/20/2006 4:00:25 PM PDT by Edmund
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To: Edmund

Thanks.


54 posted on 06/20/2006 4:05:48 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Nothometoday

Get help. Maybe a humor infusion.


55 posted on 06/20/2006 4:33:07 PM PDT by toddlintown
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To: doug from upland
You're welcome. Here's a link to a Q&A with Greg. I'm not technical but if you would like to post it...or just have a laugh...here it is: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/rightangle/index.php?1=1&title=qaamp_a_with_greg_gutfeld_the_cool_conse
56 posted on 06/20/2006 4:46:17 PM PDT by Edmund
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