BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! al-Zarqawi's mom's blog

al-Zarqawi's mom's blog ^ | 6-15-06 | some genius

[doug from upland]

Yesterday at the Ann Coulter dinner, Andrew Breitbart showed some of us this incredibly funny blog. You have to see this. Here is a sample.

MET WITH OLIVER STONE OVER NACHOS AT APPLEBEE'S Wednesday June 14 2006

Greetings once again, all you pig-eaters out there in the blogosphere... and thank you for inviting me into your tents! Is it me, or is the sight of Matt Lauer in full bluster sort of ... hot? ...Many continue to write me: Just how bad is the breath of the Larry King? It defiles. And so I answer to you: now I know my son`s final moments... America (death be upon it) is a disgusting, horrible swamp of Western decadence and godlessness. $19.00 for Nacho Libre and a small Raisinettes?? (i went to the movies to see the Jennifer Aniston movie - an AMC theatre - clearly run by Jews) ... Since when do you have to be over four-three to go on the Ghostrider at Knotts Berry Farm? They are making me to stand beside the cardboard donkey-and then they refuse me! May the camels eat the young of these unbelievers!

[cripplecreek]

At least she's availiable for speaking engagements.

[Danae]

That whole thing is freakin HYSTERICAL!

ROFL I am CRYING!

LOL LOL LOL

Bawahahahahahahahaha Oh I need AIR! LOL LOL

[Nothometoday]

No harm intended...But..Is this supposed to be funny when we have men and women DYING because of Zark ? People there think he is off to have his 72 ( 73 by some counts) virgins.
I find NO humor in this .

[oblomov]

>>Is this supposed to be funny when we have men and women DYING because of Zark ?

Ummm, yes.

[Son Of The Godfather]

Lighten up, Francis, making sport of fanatical maniacs (and their moms) is part of the process of coping with them.

It's funny. :)

[doug from upland]

I appreciate your opinion, but this is mocking of the memory of a mass murdering swine.

[ShandaLear]

I am free for speaking engagements. AWESOME! LOL!

[KoRn]

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Muzzies can tolerate being laughed at even less than libs.

[Syberyenta]

Thanks for posting this. Ridicule is a potent weapon.

[Heavyrunner]

Best. Blog. EVAR!

[Gorzaloon]

Is this supposed to be funny when we have men and women DYING because of Zark ?

Humor and ridicule and satire are appropriate ways of bringing down someone who became a larger than Life symbol.

Imagine how the world would be if Hitler were laughed out of every beer hall when he was starting, or when he assumed the title of Supreme Law Lord.

Since he is called a "Matyr", now, the sooner he becomes an object of derision, the better. In some quarters, he is being praised. So let's make him as absurd and ridiculous as possible, including photshopped images of him in pasionate embraces with swine, if that's what it takes.

[cripplecreek]

It's no different than during WWII when there were posters showing Japanese with buck teeth and glasses or goose stepping homosexual nazis.

[Gorzaloon]

"MARTYR"...Typing while hungry and smelling supper-Guilt!

[doug from upland]

More mocking here --- http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6637592440

How about asking me a few questions there?

[cripplecreek]

Now Arnold, ya gotta be reasonable. Ya only gotta sleep with him long enough for us to get the fotergraph. It's fer yer country Arnold. Now git in that bed and do yer patriotic duty.

[Nothometoday]

Doug,
I can not belive you even got a bid!
It reminds me of Barnum.
My opinion stands....

( see you on Ebay :)

[doug from upland]

It is part of the mocking. I will continue to mock his memory and his pals. You should have seen what I did to Tookie.

[Gumlegs]

From: Bin Laden, Osama [mailto:osama@taliban.com]
Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 8:17 AM
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots.

Osama