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Do nothing. Apparerantly, when woman do that now days, men shouldn't even notice, and if they do, it shouldn't be a big deal. Haven't they conditioned you yet? heh heh heh.</sarc>
Walk out of the office with her and in to a common area where people are.
Sit across from her so that she is not close.
Look directly at her face and/or the report as you talk.
Next time she comes in your office; leave the office door open at all times and/or invite a co-worker to sit with you while you discuss reports, etc.
The proper thing to say in a situation like that is "WOOO momma. I wish I had a rack like that on my station wagon".
Miss Manners says that the only recourse a gentleman has in such instances is to pretend not to notice...
When you stood up, did she get the point?
Sounds like you have found a new friend. Good for you. Chances of her not knowing what she was doing are 0.0000001. Now what are you going to do?
Max, you're a businessman with lots of women co-workers. This ever happen to you?
You could have sung "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" a la Groucho Marx and stuck your pen in your mouth if you didn't have a cigar.
Men that are exhibitionists get thrown in jail.
Was she a teacher in a previous career?
Isn't there some sort of Penthouse forum you could post this to?
Are you complaining? I'm figuring you're not, since if what you saw wasn't worth looking at, then you would have planted your eyes elsewhere.
The answer depends on who you're dealing with. You're probably in a better position than anyone to know what her reaction would be to anything you might have said.
I know some people who could get away with saying "Yow! Thanks for the show! Now let's get back to work." and elicit a nice giggle and maybe even a lunch date. These are the people who can talk their way out of a 75/35 speeding ticket, or talk their way into the owner's box at the Super Bowl. Other people could get slapped - on the face first, and then with a lawsuit, for saying, "I'm sorry, I have to move. Your blouse is revealing and I don't want to violate your privacy." The very fact that you ask the question probably puts you toward the latter camp.
Best to let it ride, find a position where you and the boys are comfortable and not distracted, and see if she tries to flirt in other ways.
I'm guessing, though, that she got the reaction she wanted, 'cause now a whole forum thread is talking about her.
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Waited 30 minutes and asked for a copy?
If she wasn't aware of what she was doing, my words might go over her head or they might gently inform her that she was accidentally exposing herself.
If she was aware of what she was doing, they would let her know I had noticed and took the situation humorously.
Then I'd burn the image into my sorry brain.
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.
"I didn't know you had a tattoo on your belly"
Cue the funky wah-wah guitar, and go to town?
