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To: beachn4fun

Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! I really got myself into a jam this time: I tried to run away from school today. All week the school nurse has been overdosing me with sugar, and so my blood sugar has been this constant roller coaster ride. She tried to do it again today and I lost it and ran. I only made it about a quarter mile through some woods and a fence before they caught up to me (running with low blood sugar wasn't a good idea: I was just about ready to collapse). So now I'm home with my mom and we're waiting for my dad to get home from the airport (he was on a business trip to France). He'll get everything straightened out and I might even be able to go back to school next week. So without further ado, here is today's humor attempt!

FrameMaker and Interleaf are competing documentation products. When the spelling checker of FrameMaker 2.1 encounters the word Interleaf in a document, it flags it as a misspelling. What does it offer as the correct spelling? "FrameMaker"!


720 posted on 03/31/2006 11:34:37 AM PST by minor49er (In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find that there are twice as many H's as O's.)
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To: minor49er

Hi Minor.

tsk....tsk....tsk.....behave girl! LOL


722 posted on 03/31/2006 11:46:26 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered".......(Thomas Paine))
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To: minor49er

What kind of a weird nurse gives a child sugar while at school...when you're not even supposed to be able to get an aspirin? Sheesh!


729 posted on 03/31/2006 12:11:22 PM PST by luvie (A free Iraq . ... will serve as an amazing example for people who are desperate for freedom! GWB)
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To: minor49er

So sorry, minor, that you are having to put up with the nurse and your sugar ups and downs. ((HUGS)) Sounds like your doctor and Dad and that nurse need to have a chat about what it is you need to regulate your sugar. Thanks for today's humor attempt. Have a good weekend.


742 posted on 03/31/2006 1:49:08 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ Operation Easter and Passover ~)
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