BREAKING NEWS - TWO ARRESTS IN ALABAMA CHURCH FIRE INVESTIGATION, THIRD PERSON WANTED.

CNN ^ | Mar 8, 2006 | News Wire Alert

[commish]

NO story yet, just a blurb on website and TV.

[hummingbird]

Awesome and quick research, r9etb! Do you ever work with Google Earth for similar searches?

I'm just getting "into" GE now but haven't decided whether to go to the pay side or stick with the freebie stuff!

[null and void]

This is one of mine:

They creep in the shadows on the deck. The faint squelching sounds drowned out by the sounds of wind and wave. Closer they glide, leaving damp trails behind, like an arrow pointing to the heart of the ship.

The captian stared in fasciation at the compass needle's slow even counter-clockwise spin.

He felt a chill as he suddenly realized where ded reckoning said they were.

That chill masked the very real drop in temperature that oozed from the dark shapeless thing approaching his back...

[hummingbird]

The possibility they're gay still isn't out of the question so there's still hope they're one of the hoped-for FR trifecta of perps anytime something bad happens of Muslims, illegal Mexican Immigrants, or homosexuals.

Heh, heh, heh....or an illegal Mexican Muslim who is gay.

"Bada Bing!"

[Kenton]

Over at DU they're just happy to find out it was white guys. They haven't figured out that they're THEIR KIND of white guys yet, and they're betting that since it was three white guys in Alabama, it must have been racially motivated.

They'll change their tune when it turns out they are drama majors from the Uni-perversity...

[Dante3]

Now some wire services are saying that the church fires were "a joke that got out of hand." If anyone believes that, I've a bridge to sell. In view of the hate laws, or whatever, it is the glib thing to say. Perhaps the UCLA lawyers already contacted them.

[hummingbird]

Alabama...tire tread evidence... it sounds like part of the plot to My Cousin Vinny.

True that!

[del4hope]

I know, I know. I still like him better than the other options.

[bwteim]

Speaking of some day combined with going off topic.... the following might be a post that would test JimRob's servers and awaken Viking Kitties everywhere. I will make it small, not to get too much off track...

"Hi,
I just signed up today. I am a gay female Muslim illegal Mexican immigrant. My second cousin is married to that poor boy who burned the churches in Alabama. What kind of computer should I buy?
Muchas gracias, Juanita"

[Sensei Ern]

I expected, and still possibly expect the fires were pro-gay protestors

[hummingbird]

Some day one person who is an actual gay Muslim illegal mexican immigrant will do something really bad; that is the day there will be so many posts here the servers will burst into flames and FR will be down for months.

I just posted something like this and was even going to mention the servers imploding. We'd need duct tape for our heads, too.

So, for the second time today, GMTA! Since I'm the 2nd "mind" that means I'm slowing down. Time for siesta!

[L98Fiero]

"I'll bet there are in your area, too. You just don't know them, so you play the stereotype game. How moronic a thing to say."

I have never known, seen, or heard of a white person with the last name Washington or Jefferson outside of the founders. If it is moronic for me to tell what I know, then I am indeed moronic. If I did miss a white person or two with those names, the many, many black people I have come across with those last names should at least satisfy the "predominantly black surname" arguement.

There is absoloutely nothing wrong with pointing this out. What "stereotype" are you talking about? I never stereotyped anyone. I simply said I've never known any white people with those surnames, which is a FACT, not a stereotype and in no way a negative statement. Are you implying that having those last names is inherently bad?

Grab any phone directory from a southern town or city and start dialing the Washingtons, Jeffersons, Lincolns, and Marsalis'. You give me $10 for every black peron who answers and I'll give you $10 for every white person who answers. PLEASE, take that offer. Daddy needs his swimming pool fixed.

[najida]

So we have a Vegan Peta Member, Gay Pregnant Female who considers herself Married to her Faux Native American Liberal College Professor. She also happens to be a Muslim Mexican Illegal Immigrant from Dubai who is on her way to have an Abortion after pulling the tube on her mother in a Vegetative State after putting her Foster Children in Public Schools.

[Austin Willard Wright]

Why? Seigelman for all his vices didn't lie when he said he wouldn't raise taxes. Riley did.

[Sensei Ern]

I don't need the cookbook. I learned quite a bit growing up redneck.

I learned about making bow and arrow dynamite from Dukes of Hazzard. (I also learned how to shoot Mountain Dew between my front teeth from DoH.)

[del4hope]

I keep say it too.....in their minds, it would make it justifiable and qualify as a defense. What a trial here in conservative Alabama. And they would demand a jury of their peers!

[OrioleFan]

Churches burning - not exactly how Clinton remembered it when he was growing up.

[del4hope]

Let's not go there.

[null and void]

Still needs something.

Hmmmm.

How about:

So we have a home schooled Vegan Peta Member, Gay Pregnant Female who considers herself Married to her Faux Native American Liberal College Professor. She also happens to be a Muslim Mexican Illegal Immigrant from Dubai who is on her way to have an Abortion after pulling the tube on her mother in a Vegetative State after putting her Foster Children in Public Schools.

Still not all the way there...

[Ingtar]

... after drowning some in the tub in a bout of post-natal depression?

[null and void]

YES!!!! That's it!!!