Posted on 03/08/2006 6:54:36 AM PST by commish
This is one of mine:
They creep in the shadows on the deck. The faint squelching sounds drowned out by the sounds of wind and wave. Closer they glide, leaving damp trails behind, like an arrow pointing to the heart of the ship.
The captian stared in fasciation at the compass needle's slow even counter-clockwise spin.
He felt a chill as he suddenly realized where ded reckoning said they were.
That chill masked the very real drop in temperature that oozed from the dark shapeless thing approaching his back...
They'll change their tune when it turns out they are drama majors from the Uni-perversity...
Now some wire services are saying that the church fires were "a joke that got out of hand." If anyone believes that, I've a bridge to sell. In view of the hate laws, or whatever, it is the glib thing to say. Perhaps the UCLA lawyers already contacted them.
I know, I know. I still like him better than the other options.
"Hi,
I just signed up today. I am a gay female Muslim illegal Mexican immigrant. My second cousin is married to that poor boy who burned the churches in Alabama. What kind of computer should I buy?
Muchas gracias, Juanita"
I expected, and still possibly expect the fires were pro-gay protestors
"I'll bet there are in your area, too. You just don't know them, so you play the stereotype game. How moronic a thing to say."
I have never known, seen, or heard of a white person with the last name Washington or Jefferson outside of the founders. If it is moronic for me to tell what I know, then I am indeed moronic. If I did miss a white person or two with those names, the many, many black people I have come across with those last names should at least satisfy the "predominantly black surname" arguement.
There is absoloutely nothing wrong with pointing this out. What "stereotype" are you talking about? I never stereotyped anyone. I simply said I've never known any white people with those surnames, which is a FACT, not a stereotype and in no way a negative statement. Are you implying that having those last names is inherently bad?
Grab any phone directory from a southern town or city and start dialing the Washingtons, Jeffersons, Lincolns, and Marsalis'. You give me $10 for every black peron who answers and I'll give you $10 for every white person who answers. PLEASE, take that offer. Daddy needs his swimming pool fixed.
So we have a Vegan Peta Member, Gay Pregnant Female who considers herself Married to her Faux Native American Liberal College Professor. She also happens to be a Muslim Mexican Illegal Immigrant from Dubai who is on her way to have an Abortion after pulling the tube on her mother in a Vegetative State after putting her Foster Children in Public Schools.
Why? Seigelman for all his vices didn't lie when he said he wouldn't raise taxes. Riley did.
I don't need the cookbook. I learned quite a bit growing up redneck.
I learned about making bow and arrow dynamite from Dukes of Hazzard. (I also learned how to shoot Mountain Dew between my front teeth from DoH.)
I keep say it too.....in their minds, it would make it justifiable and qualify as a defense. What a trial here in conservative Alabama. And they would demand a jury of their peers!
Churches burning - not exactly how Clinton remembered it when he was growing up.
Let's not go there.
Hmmmm.
How about:
So we have a home schooled Vegan Peta Member, Gay Pregnant Female who considers herself Married to her Faux Native American Liberal College Professor. She also happens to be a Muslim Mexican Illegal Immigrant from Dubai who is on her way to have an Abortion after pulling the tube on her mother in a Vegetative State after putting her Foster Children in Public Schools.
Still not all the way there...
... after drowning some in the tub in a bout of post-natal depression?
YES!!!! That's it!!!
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